By Puppy problems - 27/10/2013 01:23 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Your BF seems a little emotional. And ridiculous. Just try to talk some sense into him.

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saraitkddh 47

Is your boyfriend a 12 year old?

If your puppy is "new," it's going to take a while to train it to do anything. Your boyfriend shouldn't hold a grudge.

Wizardo 33

Sounds like two young uns need training...

time to make a choice between your boyfriend or your doggie.. choose wisely, live well

rockne93 17

First time my friends came over to see my puppy golden retriever, she took a dump at their feet 3 times in 5 minutes

Yeah my bull terrier use to pee whenever someone new came in because she was so excited.

ummm that's a view into your future. He can handle that? Pretty much sums up the "man" right there.

"P-p-p-p-p Puppy Power!" Did you name doggie-- Scrappy-"DOO" after that?

perdix 29

You could become Cesar Milan's wacky, new sidekick, The Dog Pooperer.

I hear so many stories of retarded significant others on here. I knew there were a lot of idiots out there but damn