Intimacy: Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't...

By kenleybunch - 12/03/2013 13:22 - United States - Greenville

Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend. 20 minutes into hanging out, he showed up at my door. He still hasn't left, and they're having sex on my couch right now. FML

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Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2022 08:01 - Belgium - Roeselare

Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML

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lilhellian 26

Tuesday 12 March 2013 15:57

Did you hear the frogs in the wall?

dectivebobby 6

Tuesday 12 March 2013 15:58

Wow, I don't understand how people can be such rude idiots

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omgalice 5

Tuesday 12 March 2013 16:04

A shitty best friend if you ask me, her boyfriend seems quite rude as well

mackdeezy 22

Tuesday 12 March 2013 16:06

Im sorry, I just hate people like that. Good luck, OP

butterflyfx 8

Tuesday 12 March 2013 16:07

Yeah she isn't your friend if this is what she does. And you know she told him to come over. No way was that a coincidence. Drop her like a bad habit.

sammyjanette 17

Tuesday 12 March 2013 16:11

Step 1 get a bucket of cold ice water. Step 2 poor it on your "friend" and her boyfriend. Step 3 tell them to get the **** out of your house. That is just gross.

goose12321 11

Tuesday 12 March 2013 16:21

*pour

sammyjanette 17

Tuesday 12 March 2013 16:27

Next time I will proofread. That was an amateur mistake.

chanellgymnast 17

Tuesday 12 March 2013 16:21

She's been "long lost" for a reason.

musiciangirl591 16

Tuesday 12 March 2013 16:21

same thing is happening with me and my best friend, just not to the extent that its happening to you (meaning her boyfriend and her don't have sex on my couch), if she doesn't appreciate your friendship, then drop her, sorry, that i sound mean, i don't mean to!

woiz 11

Tuesday 12 March 2013 16:25

are you sure its a boyfriend not a client ??? probably she told em "I got the place but u have to pay for both place and sex!"

interesting33 36

Tuesday 12 March 2013 16:28

Can't you tell them to leave? I mean having sex on your couch is a bit far - it is more than reasonable for you to ask them to go.

perdix 29

Tuesday 12 March 2013 16:29

And this is why we let "long lost" people stay long lost. It's a lot cheaper than getting your couch re-upholstered!

Jacksparrow72 21

Wednesday 13 March 2013 0:07

I'd throw that couch away. The image would still be in my mind.

Alastrina_fml 20

Tuesday 12 March 2013 16:34

That's beyond rude, that's downright disrespectful. Why the hell would you ALLOW them to do that at YOUR place? I'd suggest nailing them with a squirt gun if you can't find the guts to say anything.