By kenleybunch - 12/03/2013 13:22 - United States - Greenville

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Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend. 20 minutes into hanging out, he showed up at my door. He still hasn't left, and they're having sex on my couch right now. FML
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dectivebobby 6

Wow, I don't understand how people can be such rude idiots

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doodlecloud 26

It sucks that you seem to have lost a best friend but why are you allowing them to do it on your couch?! Gross!

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pcgeek92 5

OP's parrot in now making sex sounds.

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GhostChickens 17

You should plank on them. Nothing kills the mood like planking. Actually, just throw them out of your house and, if they don't leave, threaten to call the coppers. They're so disrespectful and rude.

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perdix 29

#32, do a Harlem Shake video with them. It's more trendy and they are already doing the pelvic thrusting part. You can do the "dance around like an idiot" part that ends it. If you really want to get rid of them, present them with the Cinnamon Challenge.

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GhostChickens 17

I sense some 18+ video virals coming our way.

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perdix 29

#38, it could, or it could make you stronger. I've heard if you inhale the cinnamon into your lungs, it could **** you up and send you to the hospital, but I don't think you'll die. #34, the video could go viral in several senses of the word.;)

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fionasupercool 11

on the bright side, new couch! .....you are getting a new couch right?

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XoAlexxxoX 5

You're an idiot for not telling them to leave. Looks like someone lost something more than a best friend a while ago: COMMON SENSE.

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lazy_girl 12

wow... some "friend" she is :( makes me wonder if maybe she's purposefully sabotaging your friendship so you'll dump her. or maybe she really is just that inconsiderate and stupid... kick that bitch's ass to the curb!

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tishtashbat 16

YDI for ALLOWING them to have sex on your couch. Don't they have their own houses? That's incredibly unnecessary, awkward and rude, when she agreed to hang out with you. Kick them out and tell her if she wants to remain friends she better make an effort.

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Metallica36176 16

Easy. Walk in. Tell them to get the **** out. That's disrespectful. Period.

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Kelishas 9

Two things: I think your friend should stay lost - look at how disrespectful she is being to you and your house! And number two why didn't you kick them out? It's your house, your couch (ew!). Tell them to leave.

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caitiebug1119 15

I have to wonder, how did it get to that point? It could've been stopped when the friend asked to invite him, if she did ask. It could've been stopped when he showed up. Could have been stopped during the foreplay. Should have definitely been stopped when you saw the clothes coming off.

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