By Rachel - 01/03/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, I joined a new choir. My director asked me if my best friend was actually my girlfriend. Taken aback, I said no, I was not a lesbian. He then asked me to clarify my gender. FML
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boundbytheanimus 9

It's weird that upon first meeting you he'd inquire about your relationship with your friend anyway.

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chickenflem 8

Taken aback you should have asked him when last he got his eyes checked out ;)

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brandonc 3

really? and I'm sure your name wasn't good enough to confirm that gender question before he asked it.

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terrask 11

Cant be mad at the man, he was completely honest and foward with the issue at hand. Sucks to be you though...

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Calyx_fml 21

To which you should have told him that you are a hermaphrodite, just to blow his mind.

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hateevryone 14

you must be a tomboy? but that still wouldn't explain his rudeness.

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MissMae93 23

I hate how poorly written this FML is. My brain couldn't comprehend until about the third try. Please learn how to use a comma and brackets for next time. Thanks.

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cookeemonster 7

It's written fine and it's easily understandable. You just didn't get it.

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MissMae93 23

ACTUALLY, the FML has been edited since I first viewed it.

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Shrike 23

Looks the same as when I read it earlier. Love how she makes excuses when people call her on being stupid. xP

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MissMae93 23

"The director asked if my best friend who I walked in with was my girlfriend" is what it read previously, so I beg to differ.

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Shrike 23

I love how she backtracks when some one points out how illiterate she is. xP

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bizarre_ftw 21

I think "lesbian" clearers everything up, there's no real variation in the genders there, your teacher is either a simple dick or a plain moron

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boredfishing 0

Quit dressing like a scrub and take a shower once in awhile.

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desireev 17

Ok.. Listen, kid! You may think you're cool dropping insults like that and saying extremely rude things, but you're not! Don't come in here and start being a total jackass! Grow up!

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MissMae93 23

I don't expect you to be mature or anything considering you're 14, but honestly shut up. Didn't your mother ever teach you if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all?

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