Miscellaneous: Today, I joined a new choir. My director asked me if my best...

By Rachel - 01/03/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, I joined a new choir. My director asked me if my best friend was actually my girlfriend. Taken aback, I said no, I was not a lesbian. He then asked me to clarify my gender. FML

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By augiedd - 05/03/2014 02:46 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2015 04:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML

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By ChoirGuy - 07/02/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML

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By ...thanks - 07/09/2013 14:17 - United States

Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML

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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2024 19:00

Today, I steeled my nerve, gritted my teeth, pulled my finger out, and asked our new coworker on a date. He looked at me weird, then said those four words, “But I’m not gay.” Five weeks we’ve worked together and all that time he thought I was a man. I’m a woman, born a woman, with a vagina. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, I came out as a lesbian to my friends. They were supportive, save for my one friend, who accused me of copying her by also being a lesbian. FML

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By thetheatreguy - 26/02/2009 14:56 - Canada

Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 08:23 - United States

Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML

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Friday 2 March 2012 0:18

It's weird that upon first meeting you he'd inquire about your relationship with your friend anyway.

chickenflem 8

Friday 2 March 2012 0:15

Taken aback you should have asked him when last he got his eyes checked out ;)

Comments

SoultheWolf 19

Friday 2 March 2012 4:01

I know how you feel. I wear my hair short like a guy's and baggy men's shirts. So a lot of people mistake me for a guy too. I just reply with, "Look at the chest."

Awsumuzzie 12

Friday 2 March 2012 7:00

Ugh, I envy you... It's the opposite with me. People look at me and are like "Cool gal!" and then look at my chest and re-think by going "Hmmm... 'Gal'?"

Dracoboxer357 35

Friday 2 March 2012 8:31

164- I can't imagine anyone confusing you for a male, small bust or not, but we've had this conversation thread before about smaller breasts not equalling a lack of femininity, if I recall correctly. :p

asdalia 7

Friday 2 March 2012 4:12

The teacher shouldn't be asking you that uh the first place if he'd not certain. XD

immaMonsta 8

Friday 2 March 2012 4:18

So....what's your gender?

TomHarrow 5

Friday 2 March 2012 4:46

Well the whole "lesbian" part has me thinking op is a girl.

TomHarrow 5

Friday 2 March 2012 4:44

Has nothing to do with this Fml. Can't even read it because I'm seeing double. "Today I tried to comment on a different Fml. for some reason it's not there. I've now gotten thumbed down to hell."