By Rachel - 01/03/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, I joined a new choir. My director asked me if my best friend was actually my girlfriend. Taken aback, I said no, I was not a lesbian. He then asked me to clarify my gender. FML
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boundbytheanimus 9

It's weird that upon first meeting you he'd inquire about your relationship with your friend anyway.

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chickenflem 8

Taken aback you should have asked him when last he got his eyes checked out ;)

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goodgood_fml 5

Don't feel bad, OP. People ask if I'm lez because I've never been married. Just bite your tongue, be nice and smile. No matter how bad you want to say 'ask your man'....

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TheNinjaBacon 8

So u weren't a lesbian but now u r? Cuz u said that "i WASNT a lesbian" soooo

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TheNinjaBacon 8

So u weren't a lesbian but now u r? Cuz u said that "i WASNT a lesbian" soooo

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bobberto 0

And that's why males can't be choir teachers

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GimmeFive 10

Being a male has nothing to do with ur ability to tell who's which gender

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_OutOfLuck_ 2

That is a highly ineffective thing to do. Why, just the the other day I was kicked in the lady parts* and it hurt. It hurt so very much. * A more delicate way of saying ******

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Funny14u 0

I have been told that i look like a guy... Oh wait, i am one

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uhnevermind 24

I've been mistaken for a girl before. I'm a guy. I was even smacked on the ass once. It was weird.

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Jamialia 5

If you stated you aren't a lesbian, that would insinuate you are female. Males are not lesbians.

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