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wow that's all screwed up. Hope your father said he was sorry .
that's why you don't say boy friend and pregnant in the sane sentence
your father is an idiot and deserves to be beaten.
I know it's cliche to doubt FMLs, but am I the only one who doesn't believe this? Some fathers would act that way, of course, but if he had a history of violence, wouldn't you know not to make a joke like that? And if he doesn't have a history of violent outbursts, what the hell happened? Yes, yes, the word "pregnant" is a scary one for a parent.. but to completely lose your head like that?
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Your dad is a moron. FYL.
haha wtf