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By rowie1311 - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 608
You deserved it 31 063

Same thing different taste

Comments

kwchambers92 10

man up! kids now a days are such *******

wow that's all screwed up. Hope your father said he was sorry .

This_is_funny 0

your dad actually hit you?! what the **** is wrong with him?! What a ******* idiot that he didn't even get it on time.

that's why you don't say boy friend and pregnant in the sane sentence

your father is an idiot and deserves to be beaten.

I know it's cliche to doubt FMLs, but am I the only one who doesn't believe this? Some fathers would act that way, of course, but if he had a history of violence, wouldn't you know not to make a joke like that? And if he doesn't have a history of violent outbursts, what the hell happened? Yes, yes, the word "pregnant" is a scary one for a parent.. but to completely lose your head like that?

Why does everyone assume the OP was female?

Hmmm I did not see that there is identification of the poster's sex, so guess I made an ass of myself. FML