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By rowie1311 - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

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By not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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By Random - 25/02/2016 22:09 - United States - Tuskegee

Today, my dad walked into my school and joked around saying that he's going to shoot my boyfriend. We all laughed. Except my boyfriend. He was sobbing in a corner. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 23:13 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 20:00

Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2020 23:00

Today, I woke up to my father sobbing his eyes out in the kitchen. Apparently, I screamed, "DON'T TELL THEM I'M PREGNANT!" in my sleep last night. FML

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By Loho - 25/03/2009 02:46 - Canada

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

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Dad joke

By bookworm94 - 27/07/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, my immature dad said that I'm a girl, not a woman, so my witty response was, ''I have a period, so I'm pretty sure that makes me a woman.'' My dad stole my phone and sent a text to everyone in my address book, quoting me. Including the guy I like. FML

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Fight!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML

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By psychic parents, how do they work? :( - 31/07/2013 22:49 - United States - Effingham

Today, I went to my dad, hoping to confess something to him. He quickly said that if I'd got my girlfriend pregnant, he'd kill me. That's exactly what happened. I had to make up a lie instead about stealing $50 from his wallet once as a kid, which he then demanded I pay back in full. FML

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Chill out

By Utterly fucked - 17/04/2025 02:00 - United Kingdom - Stourbridge

Today, I got into a stupid argument with an internet troll, who ended up making me so furious that I threw my laptop straight through my window. My dad will be home any minute. I'm a dead man. FML

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Entheatus 13

Sunday 27 March 2011 23:48

Your dad is a moron. FYL.

JockeyGirl 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 23:47

haha wtf

Comments

toddlesscott 0

Monday 28 March 2011 1:51

lmfao

0203697 0

Monday 28 March 2011 1:55

holy shit that is to ******* funny what u told your dad he should know a man can't get pregnant and shit unless your boyfriend was a girl b4 then had a sex change!! he would probably tell u if he had a sex change!!HAHA LOL

linnie44 0

Monday 28 March 2011 1:56

dude! I'm so doing this!! :D

tobby16 0

Monday 28 March 2011 1:56

holy moley dad is crazy. fyl

fthku 13

Monday 28 March 2011 1:58

Move out the first chance you get.

pasiphae9 5

Monday 28 March 2011 1:59

Am I the only one that find it disturbing that the Father's first reaction was to lash out at what he assumed to be a pregnant woman?

Dennisse_47 17

Monday 28 March 2011 3:59

I was thinking about that too! that father really has some issues if his first reaction to thinking his daughter is pregnant is to hit her.. I guess someone's not getting a gift for fathers day. O.o

CoachLlama 5

Monday 28 March 2011 2:01

Some things you just don't kid around with. He heard the word boyfriend and prego in the same sentence and his brain put together a different meaning. Lucky the boyfriend wasn't close by.

EnterTheCyclone 0

Monday 28 March 2011 2:06

Who the hell is your dad? Bing Crosby?

Jelizondo 1

Monday 28 March 2011 2:12

that's not a topic you want to joke around with. YDI!! I'm sure all he heard was "pregnant" and that's all he needed to hear.

pasiphae9 5

Monday 28 March 2011 3:15

YDI?? I'm sorry, but even if she was actually telling him she was pregnant, I don't think she would deserve to be hit(bearing in mind that she'd be pregnant and it could cause a miscarriage) and have her property destroyed. Yes, maybe it was a joke made in bad taste. But the fathers reaction was disgusting. If he had yelled at her and just been angry then fine, but you do not hit women who may be pregnant, no matter how furious you are.