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By rowie1311 - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

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By not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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By Random - 25/02/2016 22:09 - United States - Tuskegee

Today, my dad walked into my school and joked around saying that he's going to shoot my boyfriend. We all laughed. Except my boyfriend. He was sobbing in a corner. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 23:13 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 20:00

Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2020 23:00

Today, I woke up to my father sobbing his eyes out in the kitchen. Apparently, I screamed, "DON'T TELL THEM I'M PREGNANT!" in my sleep last night. FML

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By Loho - 25/03/2009 02:46 - Canada

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

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Dad joke

By bookworm94 - 27/07/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, my immature dad said that I'm a girl, not a woman, so my witty response was, ''I have a period, so I'm pretty sure that makes me a woman.'' My dad stole my phone and sent a text to everyone in my address book, quoting me. Including the guy I like. FML

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Fight!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML

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By psychic parents, how do they work? :( - 31/07/2013 22:49 - United States - Effingham

Today, I went to my dad, hoping to confess something to him. He quickly said that if I'd got my girlfriend pregnant, he'd kill me. That's exactly what happened. I had to make up a lie instead about stealing $50 from his wallet once as a kid, which he then demanded I pay back in full. FML

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Chill out

By Utterly fucked - 17/04/2025 02:00 - United Kingdom - Stourbridge

Today, I got into a stupid argument with an internet troll, who ended up making me so furious that I threw my laptop straight through my window. My dad will be home any minute. I'm a dead man. FML

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Entheatus 13

Sunday 27 March 2011 23:48

Your dad is a moron. FYL.

JockeyGirl 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 23:47

haha wtf

Comments

bignasty29 0

Monday 28 March 2011 0:55

Yeah your dad is a total douche. consider getting a Better one!

DavLynn 4

Monday 28 March 2011 1:07

yeah that took awhile for it to sink in for me.. I had to reread that

LexxyLiime 0

Monday 28 March 2011 6:40

How did you take your default? It's epic.

KMilliron 2

Monday 28 March 2011 1:09

Send me a rib and your left ******** and I'll give you access to the webcams I've hidden in OP's house.

JGoD24 5

Monday 28 March 2011 1:11

YDI for the stupid joke

millie3000 0

Monday 28 March 2011 1:13

suckss

jorrrk 0

Monday 28 March 2011 1:16

wow your dad is the dumbest man alive

nevershoutjojo 5

Monday 28 March 2011 1:23

thats horrible.. O_O

ilikeemsmall 4

Monday 28 March 2011 1:25

I don't care what the situation is, that reaction from your dad is messed up. If my daughter ever came home and even if she told me she was pregnant, I wouldn't react like that. Of course her BF would be undergoing a sex change operation but that's another issue.

krez 20

Monday 28 March 2011 2:21

Yeah because it is his fault entirely.

kornhead09 0

Monday 28 March 2011 23:26

^your obviously not a father

choirnerd9 0

Monday 28 March 2011 1:39

Even if you were pregnant, your dad shouldn't be doing that.

krysxkatastrophe 14

Monday 28 March 2011 2:13

@98 For real! I understand the father being upset thinking the daughter is pregnant but who slaps a pregnant woman?

choirnerd9 0

Monday 28 March 2011 4:29

Actually, the daughter said her BOYFRIEND was pregnant, so he would be slapping a pregnant dude's baby-momma XD

SparkyAddict 0

Monday 28 March 2011 1:40

Sounds like he REALLY doesn't want grandkids... XD Sorry OP. Your dad seems to have some serious anger management issues! But I'm sure you'll make a great mom someday :)