Miscellaneous: Today, I jokingly told my friend that when a tree seems to sway...

By what have i done with my life - 21/07/2013 17:46 - United States - Akron

Today, I jokingly told my friend that when a tree seems to sway in the wind, it's really just having an orgasm. Not only did she believe me, she's been smugly informing everyone we know. She's 26. I seem to be friends with an absolute idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2014 15:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my friend told me that 50% of all marriages end in divorce. Since he's my friend, I didn't want to call him out too bad, so I joked that 90% of statistics are made up on the spot. He called me an idiot and lectured me on how I'd just made that figure up myself. I need new friends. FML

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Childish

By jade - 11/01/2022 17:01

Today, I was talking to a guy when he pointed behind me and said, “Hey, what’s that?” I looked behind me and he burst out laughing, saying he “can’t believe I’m so stupid that I still fall for that old trick.” We were having a conversation, not a physical fight. FML

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By BannedfromFriend - 20/05/2015 23:21 - United States

Today, I was at my best friend's house, listening to him complain about his mother remembering all the bad stuff he did when he was in high school. I jokingly said, "An elephant never forgets." Guess who was behind me. FML

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You're so vain…

By Anonymous - 17/01/2022 05:01

Today, my girlfriend of two years took offense to a "That's what she said joke", and blew up, saying she doesn't like those jokes. She thinks that she is the "She" of the jokes every time I guess. I tried explaining how the jokes work, but she wouldn't believe me. She says that I'm just lying. FML

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By fakelaugher - 20/12/2010 03:41 - United States

Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing" whenever I make a joke just so that the situation doesn't get awkward. FML

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It's all downhill from here…

By Tree Hugger - 22/12/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By AnonymousAmber - 31/10/2014 23:10 - United States - Yadkinville

Today, my best friend told me that she was a virgin again because she hadn't had sex in 6 months. She's 19 and actually believes it. FML

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Be careful, please!

By WolfsScar - 08/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while I was telling a friend she needs to be more careful about getting hurt, I dislocated and sprained my thumb. She then laughed at me and said, "Yes, I will." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 09:23 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my sister called me a moron after I told her that no, healthy foods do not give you "negative calories". She's 21 and goes around telling everyone that she's an expert nutritionist. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2013 11:39

Today, I was telling my friends a story. I added a few "embellishments" to make it more intense. One my friends piped up with, "I was with you, half of what you just said wasn't true". It's now all over Facebook and I'm known as "The Bullshitter". FML

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Monday 22 July 2013 2:13

Well, it is a natural reaction when you're getting blown.

beclaurela 18

Monday 22 July 2013 2:17

The wind just penetrates the branches relentlessly. What else would happen?

Comments

awkward611 26

Monday 22 July 2013 8:25

no offense but maybe you should get new friends or just replace her...

rickyfk 4

Monday 22 July 2013 8:55

I have an friend like that

SkyBlueCloud 21

Monday 22 July 2013 9:17

My friends mother told her other daughter she could get pregnant from kissing and she believed it and cried

Nicostream 16

Monday 22 July 2013 10:18

Is she hot? Direct her to me so I can tell her that casually blowing me is a way of showing friendship in my country.

Prelud 9

Monday 22 July 2013 19:08

Why would you be friend with such an imbecile? You deserve it.

CarouselHeart 11

Monday 22 July 2013 21:24

It doesn't really sound like you're her friend, it sounds like you just keep her around to feel better about yourself. YDI.

OwenBicker 14

Saturday 5 July 2014 11:53

Literally how did you even come to that conclusion???

ameyer13 8

Wednesday 24 July 2013 6:01

Hey I've had my stupid moment OP one time or another. Just explain to your friend that it was meant to be a joke. And don't judge her for her mistake either!