Nah... most of those involve lolicons. Milfs are pretty common too, though.

Thanks for that slightly sexist equation. Where does the 7 come from?

@48 How the **** is that sexist?

I'm actually wondering, after the phrasing of this FML, if his mother died and that's why his father remarried and didn't tell him right away. In which case he could probably still age like his mom and be okay.

If his mom died, then she did a really, really poor job of aging. If that is the case, he'd better pray doubly hard to be like his dad. I'm also thinking that maybe he is still a little too young to nail his dad's wife now, and his dad is still has the energy to satisfy her, but in a few years, the dad could slow down and the OP's age difference with the wife becomes less important, shit could start to happen. I'm just saying. . .

I don't think the woman married him for the sex. If a young woman marries an old man, it's not usually because she just loves ******* old men. It's the money.

It's probably both. 47 is not old, it is middle-aged. As a middle-aged man, I have a lot more control than I did when I was a young man. Instead of the embarrassment of premature ejaculation, I have to deal with a wife who figures that since she has "come" a few times that I need to finish so she can get to sleep. I hope you younger men don't underestimate the stiff competition we older guys can put up. We also usually have a helluva lot more money than you, too. I haven't gotten poorer as I've gotten older.

Wow, more misogyny from plexico? No way! *shock, gasp, amazed*

Misogyny? Hatred of women? Huh? Wha'?

LOL that's amazing, i'm 19 and my boyfriend is 36 aswell... it seems very common these days

It's her brother not her kid.

Wow...just wow...you obviously didn't fully read the FML or you are that stupid.