Miscellaneous: Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my...

By xkal174 - 15/11/2010 11:33 - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

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You deserved it 4 629

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By ladylarni - 07/04/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

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You deserved it 4 869

Love is strange

By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 22:00

Today, I learned that, just like in the movies, your ex-boyfriend can eventually wind up being your stepfather. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 115

You deserved it 146

By Stephie2009 - 30/10/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 702

You deserved it 3 146

By Guy - 17/10/2015 18:23 - United States - O Fallon

Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML

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You deserved it 1 710

New relations

By Pat - 22/09/2020 04:01 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML

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You deserved it 142

By stepsister - 10/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 498

You deserved it 4 078

Hey!

By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 444

You deserved it 3 319

WTF Mom?

By Random - 31/01/2012 14:41 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 839

You deserved it 3 302

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 808

You deserved it 3 012

WTF?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 121

You deserved it 321

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Monday 15 November 2010 15:58

just think... you can always hold it over her head that you know what her insides feel like.

Mpsteve13 7

Monday 15 November 2010 15:51

marry your mom

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speaknowww 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 17:13

oohhhhh, YLS....

Love2FYL 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:01

haha SUCKS FOR YOU

wan2knowu 3

Monday 5 March 2012 14:49

nice pic. yummy.

Flammin8 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 8:24

she's gonna own you now. RUN

Juliepoke 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 15:58

That really suxs :0

irelandguy 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 23:55

does ur dad know?

shortieshug 0

Monday 29 November 2010 2:06

thats sucks! i'm soo sorry!! put yourself up for adoption! get a new family!

izzie2899 6

Thursday 30 December 2010 7:34

now you now what your dad is getting in bed not that anyone would want to know what their gather is getting in bed

xemmaa 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 18:35

So is she a Cougar, or is your dad a Manther? xD

Angel1000168 16

Monday 14 February 2011 9:12

Sorry, all I i can say is: ROFL DEMAND ADOPTION!!!

chanta24 10

Thursday 21 April 2011 18:45

Your dad is a creepy asshole

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Today, I took my friend to the E.R. for an eye infection. While waiting, I proclaimed, "Why, Jesus?!" jokingly. Well, the gigantic biker sitting next to me, who had found religion in prison and is a born again Christian, was not pleased. He spent the next four hours trying to convert me. FML

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Today, I went out to dinner with a cute, funny, smart, amazing girl. Or at least I thought she was cute, until she started coughing after her meal. She explained that she coughs after she eats. Can you say dealbreaker? FML

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You deserved it 745

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Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 78

You deserved it 932

Today, I got my period early. While traveling. For a funeral. I had to walk through two entire airport terminals to find a shop that had any period products, and the only option was an $18 box of tampons. Six tampons, to be precise. FML

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You deserved it 96

Today, I was on my motorbike, riding through town, when a bird collided with my crash helmet. I lost my balance, and fell. As a result: a leg, a rib and a wrist of mine were broken. The EMT guy helpfully reassured me that the pigeon was A-OK. FML

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You deserved it 579

Today, my boyfriend got a new job. He'll be over the road for three weeks at a time, and home on the remaining week. Basically, I'll see him once a month. Guess which time of month it'll fall on. FML

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You deserved it 3 169

Today, I was buying veggies with my five-year-old. She saw some brussel sprouts and begged me to buy them. I thought there was no way she'd like them, but I do, so I got them. Later, she was sitting on the couch eating them raw like candy. I have a weird kid. FML

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You deserved it 1 226

Today, I started my new job at a fragrance store. While training, the manager had me smell all of the scents to become familiar with the products. Before my shift was over, I'd had three asthma attacks. FML

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You deserved it 5 745