Animals: Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread... - FML

By bouda - 15/05/2011 18:19 - France

Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 16:41 - Belgium

Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death on the old bread. FML

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By anonymous - 20/08/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

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By fencernick - 22/04/2009 10:40 - United States

Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

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By B_and_W - 21/11/2013 11:35 - France

Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I went to the supermarket and picked up some groceries, along with what I thought was a bag of chips. I ripped it open in the car and realized it was a bag of birdseed. As I spat out the birdseed through the car's open window and tried to clean the mess, a pigeon flew into my car and attacked me. FML

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By nomorepetbird - 06/01/2010 03:30 - United States

Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 14:07 - United States

Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About 2 minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML

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By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

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By Ketchup - 22/06/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML

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Everyone's a critic

By rc2981 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia - Perth

Today, artwork that I had been working on for months was destroyed, leaving me almost in tears. The culprit? A lonely pigeon who'd got into the room and shat all over it. FML

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spartans916 1

Monday 16 May 2011 0:00

poor guy. it's not ur fault tho :(

anakaren_831 1

Monday 16 May 2011 0:02

poor pigeon. **** the pigeon's life.

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TabzTheLoserKidd 4

Monday 16 May 2011 0:14

deep throating it I see...

comepoopwithme 0

Monday 16 May 2011 5:43

that comment was so stupid and your such a ***** that i decided to waste my time commenting on how stupid and how much of a ***** you are.

TabzTheLoserKidd 4

Monday 16 May 2011 5:44

you spelled "you're" wrong :)

spencespencespen 0

Monday 16 May 2011 5:46

Wow. Grammar problem?

TabzTheLoserKidd 4

Monday 16 May 2011 5:57

Are you talking to me?

BruisedGiraffe 15

Monday 16 May 2011 6:03

lulz

plataapusss 0

Monday 16 May 2011 6:18

ew that's disgusting

ConradDavid 1

Monday 16 May 2011 6:26

umm... okay... it was bread not a penis...

livin_plur 0

Monday 16 May 2011 6:26

I've read worse really guys, *****? u enjoy it, u ain't gotta lie to kick it

bodmonontheblock 0

Monday 16 May 2011 6:42

108 is not a *****, dirty mind? sure

Alex94xela 0

Monday 16 May 2011 7:07

She's not a ***** she's a nice lady!

ribbyc80 0

Monday 16 May 2011 10:01

@107, you have problems with girls expressing sexuality? that suck dude, looks like your going to be a dink farmer!!!

atomheartm_fml 0

Monday 16 May 2011 11:04

we make hardcore sex jokes all the time, just because a girl does one (and a funny one) doesn't mean she's a *****. she's just funny for christ's sake.

kkmwong 11

Monday 16 May 2011 12:18

lol

TabzTheLoserKidd 4

Monday 16 May 2011 13:41

I'm extremely aware that it was a piece of bread

TabzTheLoserKidd 4

Monday 16 May 2011 13:44

Awww thanks for the defending you lovely people haha :)

spinnerzyo 0

Monday 16 May 2011 18:29

...that was dumb.

KaanTech 0

Monday 16 May 2011 20:19

spelt ???? ******* moron's epic fail

TabzTheLoserKidd 4

Monday 16 May 2011 23:04

me? no I'm actually quite smart. I'm probably a lot more smart than you.

TabzTheLoserKidd 4

Tuesday 17 May 2011 3:01

By the way, "spelt" isn't a word.

ConradDavid 1

Tuesday 17 May 2011 6:24

good I'm glad you knew that... well I didn't call you a *****... so yea...

TabzTheLoserKidd 4

Tuesday 17 May 2011 8:03

I assume that you were implying that I was dumb?

Snowlight_fml 7

Tuesday 17 May 2011 18:39

Welcome to the UK, maybe? Ever thought of that? Guess not.

ConradDavid 1

Tuesday 17 May 2011 23:12

not really I was implying that I believe you used the wrong term for the circumstance... not that you are dumb

ILoveTabz 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 23:30

it wasn't the wrong term. it was a sexual joke which can be used for ANYTHING.

ConradDavid 1

Wednesday 18 May 2011 1:37

well then the joke wasn't funny to me... =)

ILoveTabz 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 5:55

haha it wasn't funny to you? oh, how you would HATE my town! we all have awkwardly dirty minds :)

ConradDavid 1

Thursday 19 May 2011 0:05

yea my town does to that's why I hate it lol

Ha1r1nY0S0up 15

Thursday 19 May 2011 3:09

yeah well ur a meany face

ILoveTabz 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 6:10

you hate dirty minders?!

ILoveTabz 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 6:12

who's a meanie face? :o

ConradDavid 1

Sunday 22 May 2011 17:13

yes I do... and I'm assuming I'm the "meanie face"

KjoeLjan 4

Monday 16 May 2011 0:15

Ever heard of 'Survival of the fittest'? Get over it. It was just a flying rat anyways.

DreaminOfMusic 0

Monday 16 May 2011 1:44

ya but it had a life. just because you're ugly doesn't mean people call you a giant rat.

LaughterofCorn 4

Monday 16 May 2011 2:56

I agree with 54, even the life of a pigeon means something. You sir, are stupid. I bet you hate the dog in your picture.

MagicGiraffe 12

Monday 16 May 2011 3:13

54, if you're so concerned about the pigeons life you may need to choose a different picture. Attempting to murder a fish...

alaskasfml 0

Monday 16 May 2011 3:51

yeah and you're just an uncaring jerk. guess we shouldn't feel bad when you die either. no big deal!

BruisedGiraffe 15

Monday 16 May 2011 6:06

this town ain't big enough for the two of us giraffes

CxiiBunneh 0

Monday 16 May 2011 7:20

rude....

ConradDavid 1

Tuesday 17 May 2011 23:20

how does a person compare to animal in any way... we have the power of choice animals run off of instinct... although it is sad to see a pet die it is an animal and the death should be grieved in a different way than a persons death... and I know this pigeon wasn't his pet in just giving a example that every one can relate to sorry it is so long

MagicGiraffe 12

Wednesday 18 May 2011 6:11

I was here first.

ConradDavid 1

Sunday 22 May 2011 17:15

lol 54 actually changed his pick win

13Blah13 0

Monday 16 May 2011 0:17

that is funny

XxbrokeNCYDExX 6

Monday 16 May 2011 0:18

poor pigeon! lol but FYL you must be scared for life

cumverg 0

Monday 16 May 2011 1:47

FYL for being a fan of Brokencyde...

spencespencespen 0

Monday 16 May 2011 5:45

... you really aren't emo. you are too young to understand. you are 14 and are trying whatever you can to get attention. change while you still have any hope of being socially accepted.

Nick_1993 2

Monday 16 May 2011 0:18

Were you charged with Pigeonslaughter?

KatrinaKitten 16

Monday 16 May 2011 0:26

You're going to hell! Joking. But...

j2013t 0

Monday 16 May 2011 0:31

thats harsh lol

instnt1nfction 17

Monday 16 May 2011 2:29

your mom last night was...nevermind I should shut up

sheagstaz 0

Monday 16 May 2011 4:14

what is up with your profile picture. is that a bear humping Abraham Lincoln

bodmonontheblock 0

Monday 16 May 2011 6:43

i laughed at your joke joking

Ha1r1nY0S0up 15

Thursday 19 May 2011 3:12

i thumbed up ur comment just because your hot. FML. lol :P

RosiePatosie 0

Monday 16 May 2011 0:26

Poor birdie :[ But it wasn't your fault.

joooeee 3

Monday 16 May 2011 0:29

bye bye birdie

dmandeaunmec 0

Monday 16 May 2011 0:29

MURDERER!!!! xD not really but still....

Shakk19 12

Monday 16 May 2011 0:30

yuu monsterr

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