Love: Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette.... - FML

By scotto - 23/02/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

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By Sir Smokalot - 24/09/2009 08:05 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML

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Fresh mints

By Julian - 22/12/2008 07:45 - France

Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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By thatsnice - 09/12/2014 21:19 - United States - Warwick

Today, I confessed to my roommate of 4 years that I'm in love with her. Her response? Sticking her tongue out at me and blowing a raspberry. FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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poukey 0

Monday 23 February 2009 7:15

Second Hand Smoke Breath?

BoredomKills 0

Monday 23 February 2009 7:20

it doesn't have to be your roommate.

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proofofapyro 0

Monday 23 February 2009 17:01

She probably is smoking...

EMG1 0

Monday 23 February 2009 19:30

She is so smoking.

CrystalAdams 0

Monday 23 February 2009 21:58

Wow that's horrible! I'm sorry to hear that.

Panic_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 1:00

Impossible. She's smoking in secret.

KamyL_07 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 6:11

your room mate is qualified... but nonetheless you both know more friends who do smoke.

heathallin 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 17:31

maybe she eats cigarette butts like that girl who ate toilet paper?

Rach_star 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 15:34

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

allie2590 31

Sunday 1 March 2009 2:22

She may not have been cheating if you think of the possibilities. Some people really do start smoking and keep it a secret from everyone.

kairey324 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 4:57

that sucks... lets hope she took up smoking and has been hiding it from you. and I'm not sure if it's possible for secret breath/taste to transfer from one person to another...

littlec_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 21:48

if you dont smoke how do you know what fags taste like?

summer66_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 3:05

she couldve started smoking & didnt tell you....& if she is cheating its not necessarily ur roommate.....theres plenty of other guys that smoke.....

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