Animals: Today, I laughed at my grandma's chihuahua poodle mix, as it...

By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 23:05 - United States - Evanston

Today, I laughed at my grandma's chihuahua poodle mix, as it barked at me entering the house. "What are you going to do, nibble me to death?" is apparently enough to make it jump and bite me. I needed five stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 10:02 - United States

Today, I reached down to pet an elderly man's dog. It jumped up and utterly mauled my face, drawing blood. As I gasped in shock and pain, the man said, "Careful, he likes to scratch." FML

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By KilteDKilleR - 15/10/2011 14:02 - United States

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By nipped - 16/09/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 05:05 - United States

Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML

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By spaz - 14/03/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, my dog started barking very aggressively. Thinking she'd started another gruesome fight with my older dog, I jumped up from the couch, spilling my coffee all over my laptop and dress, and knocked over a vase my grandmother gave me. She was barking at her own shadow. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I dog-sat for my neighbors' pitbull. Weighing in at 100 pounds with a nasty bite, this dog is no lap dog, but I treated it as one - not knowing how deadly this dog could be - beckoning it towards me with my hand. I now have 6 stitches in my hand and arm, and the neighbors didn't pay me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 20:14 - United States - Columbia City

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2013 06:47 - United States - Fresno

Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up and started to sniff her face back and asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She replied by biting into my face. FML

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xnikkilynn 11

Sunday 19 October 2014 15:51

Urgh, those things are the spawn of Satan.

Mirakledba 10

Sunday 19 October 2014 15:50

Not your fault... Kinda ironic though. FYL

Comments

mistercannon01 3

Wednesday 22 October 2014 18:47

Don't under estimate small dogs

Kimmy3214 9

Friday 24 October 2014 0:19

Never underestimate the power of a small dog.

blackonblight 32

Tuesday 28 October 2014 11:23

Nasty little rat dogs. Surprised you didn't punt it on instinct.

lmzmustang 2

Thursday 6 November 2014 21:50

Those things are annoying af.

doglady 16

Wednesday 25 February 2015 1:46

You must respect the dignity of the chihuahua at all times. Do not mock the Chihuahua! Mine are good natured and don't bite. If they do its a time out for them!

Charles900 16

Monday 30 March 2015 13:16

That's why you don't tempt fate, OP.

qpdoll 19

Friday 5 February 2016 6:34

If Satan had a dog, it would be a Chihuahua.

tigeresscrazy 12

Monday 19 September 2016 18:44

Never underestimate a small dog

ReRage 13

Wednesday 28 September 2016 4:35

Challenge accepted!

ParagonOfHonor 8

Thursday 18 May 2017 14:31

I personally hate those tiny rat dogs. Pee brained and short temper. They will bite/fight anything they can in the house b/c they think the house is theirs. I love big ol doggos, they love bellies rubs and pets and are 99% of the time good boys.