By eatmywords - 05/07/2011 07:06 - Singapore

Today, I laughed when I saw my ex-girlfriend in her overall uniform, thinking she'd got a job as a janitor. Turns out she's as professional marine welder. She's 22 years old and earns my monthly salary in three days. My current girlfriend who was there with me called me a loser in front of her. FML
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dudeitsdanny 9

So, what's your amazing job that entitles you to belittle janitors? No wonder your girlfriend called you a loser: Your ex has nore balls than you. Grow a pair, and stop acting like a little boy.

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SteelCladAngel 0

LOL asshole you completely deserved that....now image how much worse your life would suck if your current gf left you for your ex gf :)

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Leetswaglordmaybe2 9

don't worry she'll get killed soon so no problem there

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Sgt_M_G 0

wow your an asshole

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Molord1 0

53- you never finished your sentence. what does his asshole do???

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OhzTP 7

I hate when all of these FMLs about karma and exs are a revolved around money. if you dumped them you obviously don't want to spend your life with them regardless of their income.

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o76923 8

The fact that you care means you're pretty shallow.

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

LOL. You f*cking deserve that one! You know better than to talk to women like that. Now she's better than you financially. YDI, Loser.

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redneck_Romeo 4

some women deserve that kind of treatment. seen plenty of women who do.

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TallMist 32

And do tell, 94, how OP's ex deserves to be belittled. I'd love to know how that applies to OP's ex.

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Virginia6810 16

if an FML is the result of someone assuming something, they deserve it.

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o76923 8

According to O*Net, she probably got at least a bachelors degree to do that. How did you not pick up on what she was doing for those 4 years? On a semi-related note, what are you doing for a profession that is only making you $10k per year (1/7th what an average Marine Engineer makes).

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awardZu 0

OP cleans the ball pit at Burger King, lol.

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raebeglan 7

I like how much research you put into your comment! haha it's inspiring :)

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TheMaestro 4

She's a marine welder he said, which is only like 30k...odd.

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TheSilentLoner 4

I looked it up too, and in most places she may make as little as 30 thousand a year.

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PeachyJinx 7

I have no sympathy for you at all. I am now assuming you're in the process of growing a new pair of balls since your old ones were just pwned. YDI. But FYL for being you >.>

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TheNewGuy03 28

i think there's something somewhat attractive about a woman who can do manual labor. also, were you completely oblivious of your former girlfriend's ambitions while you were dating her? anyway, you should avoid ******** on janitors, because they deal with the (literal) shit that you are apparently incapable of dealing with. as they say: "don't hate; congratulate." you've successfully mastered the art of being an elephantine douche. |the kid|

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sugaboo 1

LMAO @ elephantine douche!!

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eee559 0

WTF is this dr. phill??

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barlessprison 16

I am convinced that the people who said FYL are drunk. You totally deserve it, asswipe.

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