By notanidiot - 20/06/2012 12:46 - United States - Lansing

Today, I laughed when I shouldn't have and am probably fired. What happened? My boss asked me if birds were reptiles. I thought he was kidding. FML
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redreynard 14

Well they aren't as different as you think. Birds are descended from dinosaurs.

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FireFlie07 20

He seriously thought birds were reptiles???Lmao

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stormchaser24 24

Well since this came from the US. I know this is real. It is always the idiots that are in charge. One time my boss told me to mop the freezer then yelled at me. FYL

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broadysgirl 0

What did he yell for? We mop the freezer weekly, it's not hard. Just use really hot water and a pretty wet mop, work in small batches, and leave the mop water outside.

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jayhawkchik 4

Read ANY modern science textbook. Birds evolved from Reptiles which evolved from dinosaurs. Morons!

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docscientist 9

Well, no. The reptiles you see today actually diverged from dinosaurs long ago. The only living 'dinosaurs' you'll see today are birds.

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docscientist 9

I mean modern reptiles and dinosaurs shared a common ancestor.

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baubabe05 3

If you get fired for your bosses stupidity..then you're better off not working for him because it might even get worse down the line.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

At least you're not working for an idiot anymore.

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jayhawkchik 4

Birds are descendants of reptiles. Additionally , Pluto is no longer a planet. Would it kill you to read a book once in awhile?! YDI

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KiddNYC1O 20

We still love you, Pluto.

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kinsey1482 4

They were recently recatagorized as replies.

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bigj83 0

Birds evolving from reptiles is still very much a theory, but even if it's true it's still no reason to believe that are still reptiles. Lol. Kids these days.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Not a theory anymore. Google the chickenosaur experiments

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padfootA 4

I would hate to work for your boss OP!

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cranberry3 2

Birds ARE reptiles, funnybone! The are classified as Kindom: Animalia, Phylum: Cordata, Class: REPTILIA, Clade: Dinosauria, Class: Aves (also sometimes referred to as Reptilia Aves). Clearly your boss is not the idiot here. PS: Feel free to consult the latest edition of "Biology" by Campbell & Reece for confirmation.

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