Animals: Today, I learned, 15 years later, that my puppy from when I was...

By leeseyxoxo - 27/03/2011 06:10 - United States

Today, I learned, 15 years later, that my puppy from when I was 4, was not taken by Santa because he was in need of a reindeer. My parents took him to the shelter because they thought he was ugly. FML

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By JessThompson - 05/12/2012 16:50 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, after telling my young kids all about Santa, his reindeer and his sleigh, we saw him. Smoking a cigarette in the beat-up car next to ours at a red light. FML

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By forever dog-less - 22/12/2018 04:00

Today, my mom told me to go meet a rescue dog. After doing all my research and emailing shelters left and right, I finally got a call. It went well! Then, my mom told me it would never happen. I'm still expecting several emails from the shelters I contacted, so I get to relive this pain. FML

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By gettingacat - 17/12/2009 14:32 - United States

Today, I set up a miniature nativity scene in my apartment. Three hours ago, my dog decided it would be a good idea to eat baby Jesus. Two hours ago, the vet laughed and said not to worry because I would 'have him back in time for Christmas'. FML

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By DVC#3 - 26/11/2024 18:00 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, are you excited for Christmas? Because I'm sure not. When I was 14, my dad got hit by a car on Christmas. At 15, my dog died. When I was 16, I got not presents. When I was 17, the Christmas tree was stolen. I wonder what's next… FML

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By Dogless - 21/08/2011 05:51 - United States

Today, over a year on from my parents telling me my dog had died, I went to the shelter to volunteer, and saw my old dog. FML

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By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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Sunday 27 March 2011 12:36

And you still believed that Santa story until today?

spoilt_ 15

Sunday 27 March 2011 12:34

didn't you work out a puppy can't be a reindeer ....

Comments

TheNinjaCat 10

Sunday 27 March 2011 12:45

15 years later and you still believed in Santa? Alrighty then....

marlie_x 8

Sunday 27 March 2011 12:48

awww that sucks how mean are you parents

situkic15 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 19:01

ur sooo fine (:

aussie_gemini 5

Sunday 27 March 2011 13:03

I know... more like '**** the puppy's life'

atomicJ 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 13:15

Don't worry you will have your sweet revenge when your parents turn 70. Take them to a nursing home and tell them it's because Santa needs help building toys. At that age they will probably believe you.

aLaNx431O 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 13:20

Hahaha nice plan to get revenge xD

justalilrandom2 4

Sunday 27 March 2011 14:24

Or put them in a retirement home that feeds them dog food... There's some justice in that...

Sashur 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 13:18

sucks, op. I hope your parents grow up some time soon..

chester75 5

Sunday 27 March 2011 17:00

I know right

DavLynn 4

Monday 28 March 2011 1:38

agreed, I now feel like I need a pic of an eye to be worthy to comment on this.. major risk taker

BadBoyz90210 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 13:18

that actually is so funny i crapped my pants… sucks to be you

AWESOME3SOME 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 15:10

No It sucks to be you, last time I checked it's uncool and wrong to shit your pants during a devastating three-sum.

Gondile 4

Sunday 27 March 2011 15:43

Some people get turned on by that.

emodude44 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 13:21

Thats so sad!

britt93 7

Sunday 27 March 2011 13:23

wouldnt you know that was a lie as soon as you found out santa isnt real? 15 years after you were four would make you 19, so...?

MissBrainDamage 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 15:00

yeah seriously... if OP is really that heartbroken and shocked, then maybe OP is a bit of an idiot.

ChantelRenaeee 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 13:26

aw but no puppies are ugly! they're so cute!!

justalilrandom2 4

Sunday 27 March 2011 14:25

She said no puppies are ugly, so no she didn't contradict herself.

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 27 March 2011 15:30

31 read it as "aw, but no, puppies are ugly!! they're so cute!!! LOL

ChantelRenaeee 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 23:57

sorry i forgot the comma after 'aw'. sorry for the confusion!!!!

DocBastard 38

Sunday 27 March 2011 13:31

Wait, why are so many people saying that Santa isn't real? What are you trying to say??

Happygofucky 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 14:19

It's okay darling, they are just filthy liars. They won't be getting any presents from Santa this year, now will they? Be a good boy and drink your milk, then get to bed.