By Myballshurt - 03/08/2013 04:31 - United States - Harrisburg

Today, I learned a few things. One: friends are assholes. Two: under no circumstance do you close your eyes when they ask you to. Three: getting kicked in the balls hurts a lot. FML
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Wizardo 33

1. You're gullible as hell 2. Never trust any of your guy friends - guys are assholes 3. Ice them balls brother.

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olpally 32

After you're done being in pain, kick them in the balls. Bastards.

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Furytalon 14

When they're sleeping sucker punch them in the gut

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chocolatefrog28 29

I'd ask how you didn't see that coming, but you closed your eyes in the first place. Make friends with an ice pack.

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skyeyez9 24

Just kick them in the balls as revenge. But wait a few weeks or even a month or two then kick them so it happens unexpectedly, like they did to you.

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TheLittleBear 19

Not all friends are arseholes. Just yours.

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gaki_fml 8

You got it wrong. #1. Assholes are not friends. #2. Never trust an asshole. #3. If they kick you in the balls, they will cease to have any.

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ratorr2 23

With friends like that, who needs enemies? Time to find some real friends.

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Jst4kicks 16

just run it off bro

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RobinGoodfellow 47

The unfortunate thing about FML is that they edit the submissions before posting them. I happened to moderate this post and the original said that they kicked him with steel toe boots and he had to have a ruptured ******** surgically removed. FML, you toned it down!

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BrianaKoala 7

I used to kick my cousins in the balls when I was little, I never realized the pain that they went through.

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cmoney1992 9

4. Hopefully you learned not to be gullible

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