By Myballshurt - 03/08/2013 04:31 - United States - Harrisburg

Today, I learned a few things. One: friends are assholes. Two: under no circumstance do you close your eyes when they ask you to. Three: getting kicked in the balls hurts a lot. FML
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Wizardo 33

1. You're gullible as hell 2. Never trust any of your guy friends - guys are assholes 3. Ice them balls brother.

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olpally 32

After you're done being in pain, kick them in the balls. Bastards.

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Nyx_fml 23

Uhm... barbies? Enzymes? Waffles? You have to be a bit more specific here. Just write the damn word.

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wanderingshopper 13

And yet you're still calling them friends. Hope you don't have enemies too!

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Poetaster 10

I do hope you stood there not flinching and grinned wickedly....

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HeartOfLead 24

Look on the bright side: this sounds like a new viral video. Nah, that's not worth it; if they wanted make a painful video they would have used a trampoline like everyone else...

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seekingasaviour 9

I think everyone knows that friends are WAY overrated

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xRezSynn 15

Never close your eyes when your guy friends tell you to...

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superman3212 8

oldest trick in ra book...n u fell 4 it. -.-

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Goblin182 26

Can you say assault? Have them arrested.

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JesusOfNazareth 16

"I ain't got no motherfucking friends" -Tupac "**** the world -Tupac "You can never please society, have you ever seen an FML post that no one said YDI to? It's ridiculous. You could say, today I got yelled at for having the same name as George Bush and people will still say YDI" -Me

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