By Myballshurt - 03/08/2013 04:31 - United States - Harrisburg

Today, I learned a few things. One: friends are assholes. Two: under no circumstance do you close your eyes when they ask you to. Three: getting kicked in the balls hurts a lot. FML
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Wizardo 33

1. You're gullible as hell 2. Never trust any of your guy friends - guys are assholes 3. Ice them balls brother.

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olpally 32

After you're done being in pain, kick them in the balls. Bastards.

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tiernang 21

at least you have a story to tell your potentially messed up kids...

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astralvagan 20

YDI for at least being gullible enough to not think something stupid would happen.... But the balls will stop hurting eventually

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transcedental 18

I don't like how this FML is written. This is what irritates me: "Today I learned a few things ... getting kicked in the balls hurts a lot." It's not like you haven't been kicked in the balls before... ;/

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transcedental 18

I don't have balls, but that doesn't stop me from knowing that it hurts getting kicked there.

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CharresBarkrey 15

For some reason, I really like the way OP worded this FML. It's unique

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

You really don't know how getting kicked in the balls truly feels like, unless you have them. You may think you know, but you don't.

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xx000o 27

For some strange reason I think you may have some nards you just don't want to talk about.

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Olympiakos10 15

Next time wear a cup covered with steel on the outside and ask them to do it again ;)

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ImAFaker 29

And then take the cup and hit them in the face. Problem solved.

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dawood_k 27

When you closed your eyes did you expect a kiss? Damn you've still got a lot to learn...

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LtBrenton 16

You should go see a dude up in the countryside. I hear he sells learning pills.

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CreeperXRemix15 8

Actually, you got kicked in the scrotum, but nice try.

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TheDrifter 23

Unless the shoe pierced flesh. In which case he really may have been kicked in the balls, and I'll bet it hurt.

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