Intimacy: Today, I learned if you type my full name in Google Images, the...

By magomag - 14/05/2013 04:15 - United States - Fair Lawn

Today, I learned if you type my full name in Google Images, the 3rd thing that comes up is a naked woman in ropes. Someone on Pornhub thought it was smart to comment that the girl looks just like me. She does. Now my parents think I'm a porn star, and most people at school stopped talking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2015 17:25 - United States - Blairstown

Today, someone photoshopped my head onto some nude girl's body and spread it around at school. It was shockingly convincing. Now everyone's calling me a slut, and the worst part is I have no idea which photo the person used or where they got it from, so I can't prove it's a fake. FML

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By brannie - 30/01/2012 00:26 - United States

Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML

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By badgirl - 21/06/2011 21:41 - United States

Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML

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By scarred - 22/10/2009 12:30 - France

Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 19:08 - Trinidad and Tobago - Port-of-spain

Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML

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You've been framed

By Anonymous - 07/03/2023 15:00

Today, I was rejected from my dream job because my interviewer googled me and one of the images that comes up is a pic of me sunbathing nude in my own private garden. That pic isn’t one I took, it isn’t on my Facebook or anything, I have no f**king idea where it came from or who photographed me. FML

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TMI

By Anonymous - 21/05/2020 05:00

Today, I was trying to teach my Aunt and Gran to use Google drive to share and upload pictures, when I scrolled past an image of my… yep. I didn't have a mirror when the pic was taken and I was concerned about a sore. Now they just think I'm a whore. FML

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By sigh - 24/01/2009 01:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML

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Be careful what you post on the Internet…

By Anonymous - 26/06/2019 06:13 - Canada - Vaudreuil

Today, my 10-year-old son's friend googled his name and found breastfeeding pictures that I had put on a personal website when he was 2 days old. Now he gets laughed at, and his friends all saw pictures of my breasts. FML

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Awkward

By Oh Cock - 10/10/2015 15:15 - United Kingdom - Watford

Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML

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phantumgrey 6

Tuesday 14 May 2013 13:02

And you name just for reference is?.......

superman21_fml 19

Tuesday 14 May 2013 13:03

What school do you go to that nobody would want to talk to a **** star?

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LeeCards 8

Tuesday 14 May 2013 14:09

Looks like a duck. Sounds like a duck. Probably a **** star.

xxlizsandraxx 7

Tuesday 14 May 2013 14:14

dont lie you and your friends were watching **** and that one girl that hangs out with you that doesnt like you showed and told everyone that was you

football98_fml 20

Tuesday 14 May 2013 14:41

wats ur name??

tooney_fml 8

Tuesday 14 May 2013 15:03

A girl at my job looks like Alyssa Hall. I want to sleep with her just for that reason.

aeromachine 7

Tuesday 14 May 2013 15:09

You can pay a company to restructure the Google results that are returned when your name is entered.

alycion 38

Tuesday 14 May 2013 15:14

I've had a **** double before. It's not fun. Best you can so is crack jokes about it so people get the hint that it isn't you. If you truly get upset over it to the point others can see it, it only seems to fuel the fire.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 14 May 2013 22:20

Sigh.. It's a dog-****-dog world out there.

mld4657 28

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:24

You should have fun with it but as long as you know the truth that's all that matters

still_guns 16

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:37

Obviously everyone is too dense to realise that you aren't.

seiww 2

Tuesday 14 May 2013 17:03

This sounds false to me, who in their right mind would publish a friend's or their own name in an adult website and why would anyone search for you, or even know who the girl is? Your parents watch pornography, then? Or someone told them?