By MommaAnnie - 02/05/2013 15:59 - United States - Overland Park

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Today, I learned my husband has what he calls "grumpy wife sex" specifically to cheer me up. I don't know if I'm more annoyed that he casually mentioned it after we've been together for 10 years, or that it actually works. FML
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Jemm_fml 29

Offended? be grateful! He actually cares about cheering you up and in the best way ever!

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happylawyer 16

I like the fact that he went around your grumpiness instead of going around the neighborhood. So, YDI.

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Smashhoof 15

Freshpie - I've counted at least 2 of your comments that have to do with having sex with cats.

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furbyface711 9

I don't get why you would be annoyed. He notices you are in a bad mood and gives you sex to make you feel better. He's being thoughtful.

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crackan_fml 3

Uh oh, looks like somebody's grumpy...

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popaacxx 10

Well, should you be happy that the sex was great? Obviously if you felt better after the sex then he must f done real good. Lol

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MooseKnuckle5150 13

Suddenly all I can think of is Dory saying "Hey there Mr. Grumpy Gills... Ya know what I do.... Just keep swimming, just keep swimming..."

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fatlemonjefferso 8

Grow up. Be happy his grumpy wife sex isn't him boinking someone on the side! YDI

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NoFlippinWai 24

well, if it recures it must be true.

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Kar98 6

Sounds like it's time for some grumpy wife sex.

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kevingirl 6

I actually think that's kinda cute on his part and I have no idea why you're so bent.

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