By MommaAnnie - 02/05/2013 15:59 - United States - Overland Park

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Today, I learned my husband has what he calls "grumpy wife sex" specifically to cheer me up. I don't know if I'm more annoyed that he casually mentioned it after we've been together for 10 years, or that it actually works. FML
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Jemm_fml 29

Offended? be grateful! He actually cares about cheering you up and in the best way ever!

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happylawyer 16

I like the fact that he went around your grumpiness instead of going around the neighborhood. So, YDI.

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katties 27

YDI! You get grumpy even because he has found away to cheer you up! Why do you care what it is, as long it works -_- I'd be really happy to be cheered up in such a lovely way!

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DarthVader77 9

Shagging a grimpy one... No, thanks. Did it, have had enough of it. Right hand is way better.

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dryersheet 11

Poor you, getting laid.

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gracelace 3

Why is that annoying? Sounds like a good thing to me!

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Tidus0 17

Don't be, even though he highly benefits from it he is still doing it for you and to cheer you up :) plus could be worse you could be grumpy wife who comes across his condom stash when you don't use condoms.

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amifaiyaz 12

exactly how is this an fml? Be happy he uses sex to cheer your grumpy ass up, and doesn't look around.

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Axipiter 24

13, did they let you out of the army after you died? Obviously the crossdressing didn't work.

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Steffi 26

That sounds like a good thing to me. 'Sounds like you need some cheering up ;).

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