Miscellaneous: Today, I learned one of life's great lessons: it is possible...

By sassy_girl144 - 29/05/2015 10:58 - United Kingdom - Newbury

Today, I learned one of life's great lessons: it is possible to squeeze a Ketchup bottle so hard that the plastic breaks and everything lands on your face. FML

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Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML

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Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco sauce on your tongue helps. I aimed the bottle at my tongue and the whole cap came off, covering my face and filling my mouth with Tabasco sauce, causing me to blow chunks all over the kitchen floor. FML

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By welcometomylife - 23/05/2017 12:00 - Germany - Hanover

Today, after a shitty day, I went to the kitchen to make myself something to eat. When I grabbed the salt container, the bottom lid came off and the salt went everywhere. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2020 14:00

Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML

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chronicB 19

Friday 29 May 2015 18:00

That money shot

DaRito 25

Friday 29 May 2015 18:25

Well, thanks for warning us!

Comments

guyofdude 8

Saturday 30 May 2015 0:08

OP is Hercules.

vikky538 28

Saturday 30 May 2015 0:41

I wonder if anyone videotaped. That would definitely gone viral.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Saturday 30 May 2015 3:14

Perhaps this was one off the bottles they use in a restaurant that they continually refill. I can see how over time one of those might weaken to the point it explodes.

ProSwimmerFL 16

Saturday 30 May 2015 6:26

Why were you squeezing a bottle of Ketchup that hard anyways ????

momac86 17

Saturday 30 May 2015 8:55

Yikes I have never wanted ketchup that badly

_LapisLazuli_ 13

Sunday 31 May 2015 5:59

Hopefully noone mistook the ketchup on your face for blood or anything like that. It would have made the situation a lot more awkward. I'm sorry that happened to you OP.