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By Twinner - 20/10/2009 19:03 - Canada

Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML

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By Notabum - 31/08/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I received official notification that my license was being suspended for multiple DUIs. Apparently, my brother is a drunk and has been using my ID. FML

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By 5minsolder - 08/02/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

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By beekeke45 - 25/06/2011 13:39 - United States

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

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By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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By Hypocrite - 16/04/2017 12:00

Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML

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letthemxeatcake 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:09

Sucks to have an evil twin, doesn't it?

14hatemachine 2

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:10

and next you'll be calling each other ugly haha.

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jane99 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:18

My twin is a bitch too.

maddy23a 5

Sunday 12 June 2011 15:14

Same -.-

death_dolphin24 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:15

You should see my evil clone.

Crapsickle 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:18

Twin brother means fair fight dude. I have a twin too

Jewelofagal 2

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:19

This would be considered identity theft. File a police report.

usmcsniper16 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 18:05

stfu its his brother. dont be so serious...idiot

picturetaker 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:19

lol, FYL fer sure.

SaintJimmy 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:23

I'm fairly certain that constitutes identity theft. Edit: Someone beat me to saying this.

ryan__h 1

Wednesday 21 October 2009 0:39

yeah your right but on his brother?

TenebrificTurtle 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 5:01

yeah, unless his brother pays the ticket and owns up to it.

MiddleChild08 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:24

You have one smart brother! But I have to ask, how did he get YOUR license? Wouldn't it be in your wallet, not his, and kinda hard for him to get out of your pocket without you noticing? You can always go to court to fight it. Maybe the cop won't show and you won't have to pay the ticket.

idkweird 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 0:26

I had a sister who stole my ID more than once. I didn't know she had done it, so I got a replacement. She was using it to get into bars and all that. I have, since, put special precautions on my SS# so they have to check everything before anyone can use my SS#.

MiddleChild08 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 0:45

When and where was that? Where I'm from they aren't allowed to put SS#s on IDs. I'm not saying his brother didn't steal it, I'm just asking how he didn't realize it.

idkweird 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 18:51

She didn't steal my SS#, but my mother had kept files in a certain area....where my SS# could be grabbed. I simply thought I had lost my ID and ordered a new one. It wasnt till years later that I found it in her stuff. Basically, she looks enough like me to get away with using my ID...if she had my ID AND my SS#, who could stop her from using it? That's why I had to put extra protection on it.