By QueenOrangeSoda - 01/05/2013 21:33 - United States - Henderson

Today, I learned that binding my stomach with duct tape isn't worth it to look thin. I also learned the even worse part when I shrieked more loudly than I should've when I tried to discreetly rip it off in history class. FML
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QueenOrangeSoda 21

OP here! As one kid remarked, "That's a LOT of tape" and "But you're skinny!" If only he knew the whole thing. Yes, it was stupid, but when I took it off, I noticed that my fat was contained, and I looked thinner all day. Of course, no one deserves the pain of having it on or, even worse, removing it. (Those back hairs!) And let's not mention those blistering red marks. Still, it was worth the price. And no, I'm not fat or even chubby. I'm rather active--some would say hyper--and don't even eat that much in the first place. My weight and height are perfectly proportionate; I'm an average size. But since I'm not stick-skinny like my sisters, my family pesters me to lose weight. Besides, thinner girls at my school get more guys. I'd been sucking in for days, but I needed something to keep it that way. I sucked in when applying the duct tape, and since the fat couldn't get through its tight told, it looked as if my stomach were perfectly thin and flat. Sadly, some kids noticed and wondered why the heck my tummy was taped. I decided it wasn't worth the pain and I peeled it all off, awful pain and red marks included. I wish I could've cut it off; it would've been easier that way. After about halfway I excused myself to the bathroom to strip off the rest (the more painful parts) in a stall's confinement.

Top comments

That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! Why would you use duct tape of all things if you wanted to bind your stomach? Sure it should've occurred to you to use Saran Wrap or something. Or just not bind it in the first place.

Why not actually work out to lose weight instead of doing something stupid

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QueenOrangeSoda 21

Maybe you should read my comment. -_-

Maybe you should see why you are being idiotic...

I mean... She is asking for dick pictures in her profile and she's only 14. Her taping herself to look thinner is the least of her worries

In the words of Stewie Griffin, "are you retarded?"

Look at her profile she is 14 years old and asking for dick pics. Yes she ****** in the head

Seems to me thar the real problem is tour self esteem, not your body.

Wtf? Ever hear of spanx? Or even ace bandage?

yusaku02 20

Teenage girls never cease to surprise me...

Know what will make you look thinner that isn't duct tape? The gym.

That's why they make spanx under garments....

JadeWinter 16

Couldn't you have at least asked to go to the toilet and done it there, in the privacy of a cubicle? This whole fml has me questioning your intelligence OP.

QueenOrangeSoda 21

Yep, I did excuse myself to the restroom eventually, where I could strip off the rest (the more painful parts) within a stall's confinement.

But you still put tape on your stomach to make guys like you...

Yeah, and you know what? Some people vomit to get people to like them, or they don't eat at all. It's not just something stupid, or idiotic, it's a little more complicated than that. And OP, I hate to read your story, of your family pushing you into being skinny. I kind of had that too and no matter what other people said, your family will keep you believing you should still lose weight. It's really hard not to give into such things, sometimes.

I thought she duct taped her actual stomach at first. O.o Don't think there's an illness here. Just a dumb bimbo, who 1 duct taped herself and 2 posted it on fml for some reason...? To show the world how dumb she is?

Maybe you should read her comment.. That makes me question your intelligence, how you could've missed that big comment with a little pink/red glow over it...