Transportation: Today, I learned that chivalry truly is dead when a seemingly...

By Username - 09/05/2011 07:38

Today, I learned that chivalry truly is dead when a seemingly fit man pushed me into a door to get a seat on the train before me. My leg is in a cast. FML

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By a hex upon your anus, sir - 25/05/2013 16:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2011 05:49 - United States

Today, I held a door open for my boyfriend and jokingly said, "Chivalry is dead?" He responded with, "Who's chivalry?" FML

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By myleghurts - 12/11/2012 06:50 - Australia - Strathfield

Today, on my way to school, I was shouted at by an obnoxious businessman for sitting down on the train when a "full fare paying passenger" was standing. I would normally have given him the seat straight away, except I have a broken leg. I showed him my leg and crutches. He still made me get up. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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By News-print Face Kate - 18/07/2012 16:37 - United Kingdom

Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML

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By JD - 02/02/2009 17:23 - United States

Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML

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By JohnBlack - 12/06/2012 03:56 - United States

Today, I was told off for not holding the door open for a woman behind me at work. Yesterday I was informed that chivalry is offensive to women, as it implies that they are not equal to men. I can't win. FML

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By gimpy - 04/01/2012 16:55 - United States

Today, I had to cut short my New Year's resolution of going to the gym daily, when the meathead next to me dropped some heavy weights, which bounced and landed on my foot. I'm sitting at home in a cast. FML

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By Noname - 15/03/2009 03:56 - United States

Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML

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Broke

By candidcripple - 30/12/2013 05:57 - United States

Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML

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Cobra731 0

Monday 9 May 2011 16:15

I woulda just kicked him in the back of the head with my good leg if I were you.

ArmedcrackerR6 8

Monday 9 May 2011 16:15

you didn't know it was every man for himself?

Comments

russell61 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 15:28

what a jerk should have tripped him or kicked him.

iUnethical 2

Friday 13 May 2011 0:47

lol he put you in your place

witanee 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 4:43

And this is why I love living in Texas, majority of men here open doors and give up their seats to women :)

ocampnell 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 6:19

lmao, that is messed up!

HavocHimself 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 3:22

Sue his ass!!!

WeirdSauce 7

Thursday 5 January 2012 3:03

Really? For something that dumb? You're the problem in the system.

Catch_fml 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 5:00

Feminism has created an environment where women are considered to be not considered to be deserving of courtesy than men. According to feminism, men and women should be treated equally. What this means is that women get the wonderful privilege of being treated just like men but find that to be rude. The solution, though, is very simple: treat feminists just like (i.e. equal to) men, but offer ladies chivalry. Win-win!