Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel...

By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 18:16 - France

Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow and an apparent hairiness over my mouth. By the way, I'm a girl. FML

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Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML

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Fuzzy logic

By It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still - 07/09/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

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cabbitt 0

Monday 8 November 2010 22:41

Don't whine about it. Fix it.

rpvia 0

Monday 8 November 2010 22:39

your name must be helga

Comments

mintcar 9

Monday 8 November 2010 23:01

Well...what's stopping you from fixing the problem?

perdix 29

Monday 8 November 2010 23:02

They may me calling you names, but the boys certainly won't be calling you.

ChicaTongana 0

Monday 8 November 2010 23:16

lmao!

Fortuitous 0

Monday 8 November 2010 23:06

At least it isn't the worst version of parallel lines you can have.

godofcyanide 8

Tuesday 9 November 2010 1:06

Yeah, that was my first thought when I read "parallel lines." That would be rough. OP, get with that waxin'!!! Until then, YDI.

2468bay 0

Monday 8 November 2010 23:08

it's called getting your eyebrows waxed or plucked and same with the stash

JanisEvans 10

Monday 8 November 2010 23:11

Big whoop! Grap a pair of tweezers and tackle the problem.

Cinn_fml 22

Monday 8 November 2010 23:15

Well, if you hate it so much, just get some wax and/or tweezers and be done with it. If you don't have a problem with it and/or it's just some immature people making it worse than it is, then leave it and get on with your life.

qsdmlkj 0

Monday 8 November 2010 23:50

she's got a ******* unibrow, she's a girl. how can anyone make that worse than it is btw 'parallel lines', nice one

PhillyFox 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 1:25

Unibrows aren't exactly the end of the world. It CAN get worse. Much worse. Like if she had breast cancer and had to get a mastectomy.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 9 November 2010 3:52

Worse would be if she grew sideburns and got called trapezoid.

qsdmlkj 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 9:50

the fact that you had to mention cancer to top the unibrow thing is kinda my point

Cinn_fml 22

Tuesday 9 November 2010 18:44

qsdmlkj - When I said 'making it worse than it is' I meant that maybe the OP only has a bit of extra fuzz there that appears darker in certain light. Or something along those lines and that people are exagerating how bad it really is.