By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 18:16 - France

Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow and an apparent hairiness over my mouth. By the way, I'm a girl. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 803
You deserved it 15 733

Same thing different taste

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At least its a fairly educational name.......

YDI. I started waxing my brows when I was 12.

fylorydi1994 0

I started waxing my upper lip when I was 11 and got my eyebrows done when I was 10 lmao I don't think you're ten or eleven or twelve OP. So just remove your hair and get on with your life, even though that's a pretty catchy name and it'll stick for a while,even if you do eventually remove your hair. So if your worried about that part, and what people think, then you're pretty much screwed! So,uh, good luck!

Wax that shit now! It's called general up keep. No one wants to kiss a squirrel.

You don't know where or how we get little squirrels, do you?

HentaiBunny 4

LOL that sucks!! But ydi for letting it get out of control.

so unsexy. anyway, unless you particularly enjoy being demeaned and ignored by the male species, you'll do what the others before me have already stated. i wonder, what else don't you shave? then again, i'd rather not wonder... you cavewoman! :D |the kid|

um, pluck/wax? It requires $2 tweezers or $30 trip to a salon. It's not plastic surgery. Fix it if you don't like it.

GimmeSunglasses 0

And apparently you don't know how to write proper English. The rule of having "an" not "a" before a word starting with a vowel doesn't apply to unibrow because it doesn't flow together. Go learn how to write properly, Parallel Lines.

rockyraccoon28 8

yeah, I was definitely going to say that. I had to read this post twice, the first time I got distracted on the "an unibrow" bit.

You're giving a grammar lesson and the best you can do to explain the issue is "it doesn't flow together"? Obviously you slept (or slept your way) through English.

haha, i read it too fast to notice. the same rule works to the converse with the word "hour" -- despite the presence of a consonant, you would use the indefinite article "an" due to its pronunciation. the hard and fast rule is that if there is a vowel *sound* at the beginning of the word, "a" is used; in any other case, "an" is used. this includes the "y" sound, which is treated like that of a consonant. |the kid|

my apologies -- switch "a" and "an" in the second sentence! whoops! |the kid|

lol32360 0

:( i have hairy arms and im a girl too

Put rogane on your nose and people will call you perpendicular lines. At least it gets rid of parallel?