By acab93 - 10/02/2011 22:37 - United States

Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML
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Doortje 29

So you thought a ham was an animal? What did you think it looked like? What sound did you think it made?

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ScaryyMary 14

Actually, ham is a fruit. Haven't you ever driven past a ham farm and seen the inbred Republicans plucking the ripe, juicy, pink hams from the tallest trees? I can take you to one, it's such an inspiring sight. Afterward, we can go snipe hunting, I know a GREAT spot.

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Junihall 0

Ham is the same animal as pigs??? Who knew?

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mama8809 0

Wow is all j can say

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vhivfe 3

That's okay, today I just found out that sharpie also makes highlighters, not just permanent markers

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ScubaSteve96 0

Dat good ole' southern edumacation! *strums banjo*

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Frankinatore98 0

Are you gonna learn that a blueberry isn't a pea holding it's breath?

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loginword123 0

Your parents must be proud

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gabrayal 10

You've been living in a box for the past 17 years of your life, op?

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UltimateGIRness 16

That happened to me to!I thought that chicken was made from a dog. JK lol

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manaallovesfmls 19

I'm Muslim, I don't eat ham and I know where it comes from.

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