By acab93 - 10/02/2011 22:37 - United States

Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML
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Same thing different taste

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So you thought a ham was an animal? What did you think it looked like? What sound did you think it made?

Actually, ham is a fruit. Haven't you ever driven past a ham farm and seen the inbred Republicans plucking the ripe, juicy, pink hams from the tallest trees? I can take you to one, it's such an inspiring sight. Afterward, we can go snipe hunting, I know a GREAT spot.

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KaitlynxD 5

Oh look, they're from Texas. What a surprise.

I would like to point out that not everyone in Texas is a ******* moron. The vocal majority is just giving the rest of us a bad name.

You can use proper punctuation, spelling and even the term "vocal majority" in your sentances to seem smart, but dude, you're still from Texas.

I'm curious to know what animal the poster thought ham was.

this is exactly what is wrong with the American youth these days. get outside your big, dumb city and learn something.

player11 0

thats whats wrong with people now days