By MegasaurusRex89 - 18/10/2014 00:04 - United States - Daly City

Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML
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MegasaurusRex89 28

I did run, but I stopped when I saw another squirrel looking at me and that's when the first one caught up. Greedy and determined little bastards I tell ya! (I'm OP, by the way... And a girl.)

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gracehi 31

Haven't you ever read the book "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie?" I'm pretty sure the principal applies to squirrels too.

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vlalam 24

that's nuts bro.. but pretty hilarious, hahaha

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RageWolf16 31

Squirrels in my pants... Phineas and Ferb, anyone?

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AriettaX 15

Ack i made that comment and didnt realize you already did .... great show though x3

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MidnightRain3 16

No, because the majority of posters are not 12 years old.

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AriettaX 15

SIMP squirrels in my pants! (phineas and ferb)

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Blippety 23

Deserved for trying to poison the poor guy.

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killerdana 19

Are cookies poisonous to squirrels?

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WasabiMars 21

You should take that squirrel home and make it a house pet.

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HarshD9619 34

Looks like the squirrel was in search of a few nuts too

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