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By Anonymous - 29/07/2012 05:27 - United States - Dearborn

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Today, I learned that if you go through your best friend's phone, you can find sexy texts and nude pictures between him and your girlfriend. FML

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By hb1 - 04/06/2016 18:15 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By Abrams52 - 28/05/2013 05:44 - United States - Fishers

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Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2018 04:00

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Today, my husband left his cellphone unlocked so I decided to go through it. I found 10 texts threads from 10 different women, one of them from my 18 year old sister who was sending him nude pictures. FML

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By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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By Panda_bruh96 - 13/08/2021 19:01 - United States - Minneapolis

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Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML

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By Paco4242 - 13/06/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML

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By Ms.rain - 07/12/2018 12:30

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Today, my boyfriend went through my phone while I was in the bathroom, to check if I was cheating. I'm not. He was looking for some leverage for when he told me he's been fucking my best friend for the last year, he could use something against me. FML

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By YES I MEAN *EX* GIRLFRIEND - 17/08/2015 20:14 - Canada

Spicy

Today, to prove that my girlfriend is a "total skank", my best friend seduced her and showed me the video he secretly filmed of it. FML

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By vadoodoo22 - 15/01/2010 05:02 - France

Spicy

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML

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Top comments

Helenarth 6

Sunday 29 July 2012 16:15

Looks like you need to find a new best friend and a new girlfriend.

Betrys 7

Sunday 29 July 2012 16:16

While going through his phone is wrong. At least you know something's going on. I'm sorry man people can be cruel

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kthxbie 10

Monday 30 July 2012 0:51

Poor OP :(

edger1 6

Monday 30 July 2012 1:30

Wat a *****. N get urself a new best friend!

nmlutgen 11

Monday 30 July 2012 1:36

Not your best friend than, but I guess that's kinda redundant if you have half a brain. Also, find a new girlfriend and don't introduce her to your friends of the future.

R4LJ 10

Monday 30 July 2012 1:55

Dont go looking for something you dont want to find. But then again Thats messed up.

dolceandkabana 1

Monday 30 July 2012 2:16

I bet she "accidentally" sent it to the wrong number

spotthefuckup 2

Monday 30 July 2012 3:01

if i were you, i'd use the same phone to smack him in the face.

yomamadamacoma 0

Monday 30 July 2012 4:07

Just like Rick from the walking dead

SuicidalSalmon 2

Monday 30 July 2012 4:08

At that point, I think both positions should be accepting applications.

shortangelchick 2

Monday 30 July 2012 4:09

Wow... Some ppl really suck... I'm sorry :(

sorrowsangel89 1

Monday 30 July 2012 4:12

Been there done that. People severely suck.

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Today, I was chatting with a co-worker, and she mentioned she has trouble swallowing pills. I replied that I'm lucky, because I have next to no gag reflex. Half the guys at the other registers abruptly went silent, and I'm now being constantly hit on. FML

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