Health: Today, I learned that if you're going to use vicks vapor rub...

By sickness_sucks - 15/06/2012 06:19 - Canada - Abbotsford

Today, I learned that if you're going to use vicks vapor rub for a cold, you should remember to wash your hands before changing your tampon. FML

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Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML

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By captfml - 15/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2022 05:01

Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML

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By InsertPopcicle - 22/11/2013 06:53 - United States

Today, I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packed with food that I put into the fridge. I realized two hours later while frantically looking for a tampon. I'm still cold down there. FML

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By Loki16 - 02/06/2016 08:40 - United States - New York

Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML

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By BroadcitySF - 28/02/2016 03:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML

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Friday 15 June 2012 12:45

I think the fact that you have a cold while in your period sucks enough.

yoursucklives 36

Friday 15 June 2012 12:42

i can only imagine the pain. i'm sorry for you and your burning ******!

Comments

DusktheKat 12

Friday 12 July 2013 2:07

Cold, period, and ****** burns? Dang girl, you got it bad.

luvpuppy 13

Thursday 1 August 2013 17:41

Why don't you normally wash your hands before changing your tampon?!?!?!

magickiss87 22

Monday 27 April 2015 20:02

Omg! Bet you'll never forget to wash your hands after applying Vicks vapor rub or icy hot again! Just a tip: Try the hands free icy hot stick with sponge applicator and when applying Vicks, try using either rubber gloves or a few sheets of paper towels folded up so that none of it gets on your hands. If neither of those are options, get someone else to apply it for you!