By nycplywood - 18/11/2009 21:01 - United States

Today, I learned that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big, it means she's going to maul your face. FML
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Tequilamockngbrd 7

Mmm, nothing like a good old-fashioned face-mauling' FML! Cats can be vicious. Don't make them feel intimidated; they'll attack. I'm sure you already know this though. F your life... and your face. Definitely your face.

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arielhoee 9

It means the same thing when a guy's dick suddenly gets really big.

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IPoopedOnU 12

Lol. This same thing happened to me! I thought my car was just psycho.

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magicalswaci 12

Your pussy bites back. ****** Dentata, anyone?

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xxDefiantxx 0

when i stare at my cat she stares back then looks dowb and rubs against my leg

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missababgaga 19

Fun fact about cats... they are the only species other than humans who kill things just for recreational purposes... freaky right?? :o

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AerBear115 15

My kitty has never done that and if she did Id yell at her and hold her like a mom cat does to her kittens

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Ppcorn100 7

Since my cat is declawed, its like little marshmallows giving my face hi-fives :D

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ForeverJasmine 26

Cats eyes usually get really big when they want to play. Play your cat wanted to play with your hair or something?

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fantasyworld 37

With any animal, staring can indicate hostility. When two animals stare at each other they will fight.

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