Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that it doesn't matter how good you've screwed...

By Blueshock08 - 23/02/2012 07:03 - United States

Today, I learned that it doesn't matter how good you've screwed a satellite dish onto the side of your house, it won't stop the wind the ripping it off and taking half the wall with it. FML

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You deserved it 3 025

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 18:47 - Ireland

Today, I was taking my architecture project to school. I'd spent days preparing my little model house. I stepped outside with it in my hand, and right at that moment a gust of wind ripped it away. It's currently lying in my neighbour's garden, smashed to pieces. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 573

You deserved it 4 117

By caryl101698 - 09/06/2016 01:40 - United States - Medford

Today, after spending $850 on having our siding, roof and windows powerwashed, a 5-minute storm blew the siding clear off the house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 654

You deserved it 1 102

DIY

By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, to save money, I wanted to fix my own leaky roof instead of hiring someone. When I got on the roof, the ladder fell. As it was falling, it broke three windows and snagged the siding of my house ripping over half of it off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 447

You deserved it 30 636

Help, I'm stranded!

By LexMarie12 - 15/03/2017 18:00

Today, at work, it was so windy that it started taking the door off its hinges. The door now won't close all the way. I can't leave until someone comes to fix it. FML

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You deserved it 360

By Username - 02/08/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML

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You deserved it 3 253

Ruined

By fuck gangnam style in the anus - 20/10/2012 22:48 - United States - Stevenson Ranch

Today, I purchased a brand new television. Not long after the professional who hung it on my wall left, it came crashing down on my hardwood floor. I'm now left with a busted TV, a tear in my living room wall, and a severely drained bank account. FML

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You deserved it 2 862

GHOSTS!

By WTF - 09/01/2023 00:00

Today, I was woken up by my TV falling down. Good news: It still works. Bad news: I don't know how it happened, so I'm worried it could happen again at any time and potentially break for real. FML

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You deserved it 803

By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 18:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML

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You deserved it 16 789

By it'sabitwindy - 09/12/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I added "a road sign" to my ever-growing list of "Things which have hit my car as a result of the wind." FML

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You deserved it 3 165

Good morning

By Elliot - 22/07/2010 15:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML

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You deserved it 4 333

g_ayvel 11

Thursday 23 February 2012 11:58

Yeah I don't think the satellite dish is the worst of your problems right now

Buttsexpirate 9

Thursday 23 February 2012 12:03

Even the wind was like "I've warned you countless times to get cable but you just didn't listen. Oh it's on now" haha.

Comments

pagullarka 9

Thursday 23 February 2012 22:20

Screw those screws next time just use super glue

Driveshaft 5

Thursday 23 February 2012 23:18

Cable FTW!

DaleksAreEpic 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 23:53

well*

dhooks66 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 23:53

Colorado eh?

AJRENO 0

Friday 24 February 2012 0:27

GET. COMCAST. STUPID.

Honda288 2

Friday 24 February 2012 5:15

Powerful screws, weak wall. Tsk tsk.

mightymo 0

Friday 24 February 2012 5:22

That sucks!

dobbyisfreeeeeee 10

Friday 24 February 2012 6:42

What a ripoff...

manjyMonkey 2

Friday 24 February 2012 7:23

Obviously it was just screwed to the cladding and not through the cladding and into a stud like it should have been

ImSoEffedUp 10

Friday 24 February 2012 11:53

That would make a great "Mayhem" commercial....

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Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where he was going. A few hours later, he texted me to tell me that being with me made him feel dirty and he had gone to confession. He then called me a sinner. FML

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Today, I pulled up to a stoplight and blew past the car beside me to merge into one lane. About 30 seconds later, I ran out of gas right in front of them. We were on a bridge, and I had to push my car all the way across. FML

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Today, my boss asked about Anime because her new boyfriend is obsessed with it and she wants to understand. I was showing her some classics like Fullmetal Alchemist and One Piece when she was called away, leaving me with anime on my work computer. My manager then saw it and gave me a written warning. FML

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Today, the drummer from my favorite band threw a drumstick into the crowd during a concert. It hit me on the head and bounced into my friend's hands. She left with a drumstick from a band she didn't want to see in the first place. I left with a bruise. FML

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Today, I found out that the only reason I'm alive is because my dad beat the living shit out of my mom to stop her getting an abortion. FML

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Today, I flipped out with happiness over the new Barbies. I want to buy one. I'm almost 26. FML

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You deserved it 6 661

Today, my six-year-old daughter organized a treasure hunt… for our cat. She hid the contents of an entire bag of cat food all around the house. FML

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You deserved it 976