Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that it doesn't matter how good you've screwed...

By Blueshock08 - 23/02/2012 07:03 - United States

Today, I learned that it doesn't matter how good you've screwed a satellite dish onto the side of your house, it won't stop the wind the ripping it off and taking half the wall with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 18:47 - Ireland

Today, I was taking my architecture project to school. I'd spent days preparing my little model house. I stepped outside with it in my hand, and right at that moment a gust of wind ripped it away. It's currently lying in my neighbour's garden, smashed to pieces. FML

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By caryl101698 - 09/06/2016 01:40 - United States - Medford

Today, after spending $850 on having our siding, roof and windows powerwashed, a 5-minute storm blew the siding clear off the house. FML

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DIY

By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, to save money, I wanted to fix my own leaky roof instead of hiring someone. When I got on the roof, the ladder fell. As it was falling, it broke three windows and snagged the siding of my house ripping over half of it off. FML

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Help, I'm stranded!

By LexMarie12 - 15/03/2017 18:00

Today, at work, it was so windy that it started taking the door off its hinges. The door now won't close all the way. I can't leave until someone comes to fix it. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML

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Ruined

By fuck gangnam style in the anus - 20/10/2012 22:48 - United States - Stevenson Ranch

Today, I purchased a brand new television. Not long after the professional who hung it on my wall left, it came crashing down on my hardwood floor. I'm now left with a busted TV, a tear in my living room wall, and a severely drained bank account. FML

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GHOSTS!

By WTF - 09/01/2023 00:00

Today, I was woken up by my TV falling down. Good news: It still works. Bad news: I don't know how it happened, so I'm worried it could happen again at any time and potentially break for real. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 18:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML

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By it'sabitwindy - 09/12/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I added "a road sign" to my ever-growing list of "Things which have hit my car as a result of the wind." FML

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Good morning

By Elliot - 22/07/2010 15:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML

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g_ayvel 11

Thursday 23 February 2012 11:58

Yeah I don't think the satellite dish is the worst of your problems right now

Buttsexpirate 9

Thursday 23 February 2012 12:03

Even the wind was like "I've warned you countless times to get cable but you just didn't listen. Oh it's on now" haha.

Comments

Jkolbly 11

Friday 24 February 2012 13:47

You just need to do a better job in screwing in the wall.

hunteer9 5

Friday 24 February 2012 17:49

Must be some pretty strong wind considering that where I live we get gusts of 140 and that hasn't ever happened to me, either that or you just don't know how to properly secure a satellite dish

Gregabob00 0

Friday 24 February 2012 20:21

Colorado ftw!

clm123455 14

Sunday 26 February 2012 23:07

Sorry bro. Better luck next time. I hope.

gardenwhipped3 14

Thursday 1 March 2012 8:55

I hope you got it fixed before all the rain we received. I lost the roof to my "garage in a box". Thankfully I got the important stuff out before the week of rain.