By aaa - 01/03/2011 15:00

Today, I learned that it's cute when a goat comes up to you and licks your face. That is, until you realize that goat was just eating poison ivy. FML
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yuggi1 11

Did you made sure the goat hadn't eaten animal dung before he licked you? No? Pray it hadn't, and if he did, that the animal wasn't carrying any type of bacteria/ parasite fecal transmittable... Otherwise, now you have it on your face. Good luck with that.

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ThomasO_fml 0

GOAT used LICK! It's super effective!

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munyarl 0

... "Billy goats will also urinate on themselves (on their belly and beard); yet another way of alluring that starry-eyed doe. " Just so you know >.>

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misfitmarta13 0

I can't see getting licked by a goat cute.. that's just disgusting.

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sincerely331 0

Why would u let a goat lick yur face???

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jazziness 12

a goat kissing your face isn't, never was or never will be cute! ever

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sanddollar88 0

Poor goat. No one thinks about the goat. He just ATE poison ivy, and he doesnt have acsess to ointment or this website for venting. Alsowhy did you let a goat lick your face. But seriously, goat rights people.

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Cathrin 26

Goats are capable of eating poison ivy with no ill effects. They're actually the only animal capable of this iirc.

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