By aaa - 01/03/2011 15:00

Today, I learned that it's cute when a goat comes up to you and licks your face. That is, until you realize that goat was just eating poison ivy. FML
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yuggi1 11

Did you made sure the goat hadn't eaten animal dung before he licked you? No? Pray it hadn't, and if he did, that the animal wasn't carrying any type of bacteria/ parasite fecal transmittable... Otherwise, now you have it on your face. Good luck with that.

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ThomasO_fml 0

GOAT used LICK! It's super effective!

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ThomasO_fml 0

GOAT used LICK! It's super effective!

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sin211 0

who thinks that's cute?! and who would let a goat lick their face?!

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mcnally664 5

and where was the donkey and the midget when this was happening?

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Saddyohh 13

The goat was just trying to make sure you weren't going to have your way with it. I'm sure he also had poison ivy or maybe oak near it's genitals. FYL for messing with animals OP.

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emetos 8

Seriously, why in the hell were you letting a goat lick your face?

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stewiee 0

goats have a reputation for eating EVERYTHING and you let it lick your face?

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jewels1877 0

In the face!! Be careful about what your hands touch.

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turkeys_hen 0

I've always wanted a goat. I think you just changed my mind.

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Stupidpeopleanno 5

Curry goat tastes good. Jus' sayin' *wink*.

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