By aaa - 01/03/2011 15:00

Today, I learned that it's cute when a goat comes up to you and licks your face. That is, until you realize that goat was just eating poison ivy. FML
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yuggi1 11

Did you made sure the goat hadn't eaten animal dung before he licked you? No? Pray it hadn't, and if he did, that the animal wasn't carrying any type of bacteria/ parasite fecal transmittable... Otherwise, now you have it on your face. Good luck with that.

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ThomasO_fml 0

GOAT used LICK! It's super effective!

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track69 3

why would you let a goat lick your face?? that's gross!

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diesel42o 0

i ******* hate poison ivy!!!! but the fact that goats eat it is awesome just stay away from the ************

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killedmyteacher 0

awww shit! this is bad! feel bad for ya, had a rash on my face from some plant before, and it sucked. hope you learned to think before you do in this situation though, just so you have better well being next time around!

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ericownz101 0

haha i see what you did there, my friend, and i might love you for it.

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ericownz101 0

awh don't be mad, i'm sure he was just kidding around!

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meowmeowwkitty 0

Aw, man lol gross!!

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Naanashakur 0

hahaha whats cute about a goat licking your face?

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domosumo 0

Today, I learned most people think it's odd when a goat licks your face. fml

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laurahossner 0

this is fake, poison ivy kills goats. The goat would have licked you...dead.

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