By Fatty Fatty Fatso - 05/05/2013 00:41 - United States - Somers

Today, I learned that my mother counts my jeans as two pairs when she counts how many she's putting in for a load of wash. I've gotten that fat. FML
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Misswildsides 22

If you're not happy with that, it's time to take control of your life and start exercising and get healthy. Best of luck to you, Op.

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TheDrifter 23

Look at it as your jeans receiving special treatment, only half as many crammed into the washer.

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oj101 33

Don't worry. You're just "plus sized" and "curvaceous". Better than these 130lbs twigs, right?

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oj101 33

Yes. Satire to be more exact.

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perdix 29

#12, even though they ARE in the mathematical sense, rolls aren't curves!

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Wizardo 33

Target 1: Get back down to a pair of jeans actually counting as ONE pair of jeans...

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Magicomoo 9

Wow I see the creativeness it took you to write this message. I bet you feel so good putting down someone else. Here have a high five, to you head.

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jipster 11

The solution is simple, lose fat.

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doodlecloud 26

People count what they put in the washing machine...?

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kmarie22_613e 25

That was the part I latched on to too. Like why ?!

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Fluffydemise 18

Listen, if your trousers/pants are not yet sizeable enough to form a habitat for several small dwarves then you have no problems. If that day ever does occur, embrace it and start a sideline in custom made dwarven accommodation.

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Magicomoo 9

You know what OP? My bestfriend is about 100kgs, she scores some of the hottest guys. She has an amazing boyfriend now. She is amazing person. Some people go 'why' she is fat! Everybody is different, so do what makes you happy! Screw everyone, I am so sick of everyone judgment. I have what people call curves, and eat healthy and exercise. I am just naturally that way. My mum is a size 6 and I am a 12. She might consider because your not her size that your just bigger and counts it twice. Her judgment might be off! Good luck OP

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Fluffydemise 18

You can be attractively fat, just look at all the chubby **** out there. Curvaceous beauties. You can also have ten rolls of fat comig from your gut with stretch marks all over and a face like a pizza that's been launched against a wall. Your friend sounds like the first thing i said :p

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otecasacid 22

100kg? Not curvy. The hottest guys? Not likely. Some guys have a fat FETISH. So that puts fat in the same category as scat, feet, and period. (they're fetishes too) Curvy is one thing, weighing more than most guys is completely different.

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fuckery16 13

61 is 100% correct. Curves and rolls are two completely different things. And the person she described does not sound curvy.

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RodzillaX 30

Generic statement about health and diet. Words of encouragement directed at OP.

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MuseFan1991 14

generic response agreeing/disagreeing with your comment

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Fluffydemise 18

It's time to start protest sharting.

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monkeyy100 15

Just start exercising if it really bothers you.

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Jemm_fml 29

Have no idea who thumbbed you down. Reversed by 1 for being the truth.

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