Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad."...

By why - 05/04/2011 15:25 - United States

Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 12:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By Pita - 04/12/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2015 08:55 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend she's too good for me, then asking if she wants to settle for someone like me. FML

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By somefamily - 26/04/2012 07:11 - United States - Wayne

Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML

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By oreoblizzard619 - 25/09/2012 12:13 - United States

Today, after meeting my girlfriend's family and trying my hardest to impress them, she told me that they came up with a nickname for me. My new name is "Matt the Doormat." FML

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By kiki - 05/08/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML

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By lawoman27 - 01/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 17:55 - United States - Newport

Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 23:16 - Switzerland - Saint Gallen

Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML

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Tuesday 5 April 2011 19:04

Wow, they must really like him!

tic_tac_toe 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 19:01

is he a dickwad?

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jedikiller123 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 20:13

yea we all think your a dickwad man. you cheated on my sister and she just took you back cause she didnt want the drama...... you dick

houstontxmex 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 20:34

hehe I call my brother Dicklick all the time...

glitchedgamer 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 20:40

Maybe his penis looks like a was of chewed gum.

mandypandypants 4

Tuesday 5 April 2011 20:53

When I read your comment I thought of the picture special fried rice.

glitchedgamer 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 20:40

Maybe his penis looks like a was of chewed gum.

LifeSuckz0415 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 21:01

Better than what my parents call my boyfriend, they call him "Ass-******"

anonymous595 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 21:21

it gets muddy der

anonymous595 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 21:22

he will water it down wit his hose sure;-)

rachii 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 2:23

They must be on to you then. They know. Watch out...

ASHLEYbcddd 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 21:24

Lolololol

truehitman2010 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 21:31

there just jealous of his wad of dicks

khristina_marie 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 21:44

yeah it could be "asshat" or "dick licker"

khristina_marie 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 21:47

**** them. If you love him, that's all that matters. Why are you so bent up over it? Plus, I would think this would be a more of a **** his life than yours, considering the parents don't like HIM.

Snackbars 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 22:21

Take a joke, bitchtit.

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