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By FMLMom - 08/08/2012 08:02 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML

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By ashamed father - 09/03/2014 22:32 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML

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By bestiality? do I look like a pig? - 26/05/2013 20:50 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML

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Terrible troll

By ShitStirringSon - 15/08/2013 02:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2012 23:04 - United States

Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

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By anna - 31/10/2013 18:27 - United States - Hattiesburg

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML

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Rule 34

By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 15:26 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML

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By anonymousyo - 24/04/2015 22:04 - United States - Vacaville

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

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Functional

By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 05:00

Today, I knew my son was obsessed with Anime, which is fine because he has a job, and seems like a functional human being, but this afternoon he sent out invites to all our relatives to a virtual reality wedding, where he will marry some sort of nonexistent cartoon girl called "Wife Fu." FML

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By lolzboss - 07/03/2011 19:04 - United States

Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML

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By The fuck, junior? - 05/07/2013 22:45 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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tb713317 6

Wednesday 8 August 2012 16:30

wow...brony?

MissMae93 23

Wednesday 8 August 2012 16:33

The real question here is: how old is your son?!

Comments

Prettybaux 6

Thursday 9 August 2012 5:00

This creeps me out and I role play online as a 14 year old boy with a fetish for wearing school girl out fits and messing with older men :P

kitsune3 20

Thursday 9 August 2012 8:21

Takes some major balls to admit something that personal.

Prettybaux 6

Thursday 9 August 2012 15:03

I have no shame :D

kitsune3 20

Thursday 9 August 2012 19:55

I respect you most strongly.

roxasfightshard 0

Monday 13 August 2012 9:11

Dude your a god to have enough self esteem to say that

ILoveZombieBoys 13

Thursday 9 August 2012 5:07

LMFAO

Austyn57 1

Thursday 9 August 2012 5:14

wtfffffff?????

Lifelessx_x 4

Thursday 9 August 2012 5:31

Your son is a clopper

theravenalmighty 9

Thursday 9 August 2012 6:58

Congrats. Your son is a clopper lol

Sasanako 2

Thursday 9 August 2012 7:05

Just. Plain. Wrong.

xBunnehAddictx 6

Thursday 9 August 2012 7:30

Dude, that made my ******* night. :'D

gman90210 18

Thursday 9 August 2012 8:18

Damn well said.

GDitto 6

Thursday 9 August 2012 8:22

I talked with someone like that on Omegle

cole2864 0

Thursday 9 August 2012 8:33

Rule 34 of the internet clearly states that if it exists on the internet the is a **** of it. Rule 35 states that if there is no **** of it, it will be created.