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By FMLMom - 08/08/2012 08:02 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML

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By ashamed father - 09/03/2014 22:32 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML

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By bestiality? do I look like a pig? - 26/05/2013 20:50 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML

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By ShitStirringSon - 15/08/2013 02:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2012 23:04 - United States

Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

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By anna - 31/10/2013 18:27 - United States - Hattiesburg

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 15:26 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML

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By anonymousyo - 24/04/2015 22:04 - United States - Vacaville

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

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Functional

By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 05:00

Today, I knew my son was obsessed with Anime, which is fine because he has a job, and seems like a functional human being, but this afternoon he sent out invites to all our relatives to a virtual reality wedding, where he will marry some sort of nonexistent cartoon girl called "Wife Fu." FML

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By lolzboss - 07/03/2011 19:04 - United States

Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML

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By The fuck, junior? - 05/07/2013 22:45 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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tb713317 6

Wednesday 8 August 2012 16:30

wow...brony?

MissMae93 23

Wednesday 8 August 2012 16:33

The real question here is: how old is your son?!

Comments

Yetifoot 0

Thursday 9 August 2012 9:01

Wasn't there an FML similar to this a few days ago?

Yetifoot 0

Thursday 9 August 2012 9:01

Wasn't there an FML similar to this a few days ago?

blacks_a_flyguy 4

Thursday 9 August 2012 10:21

That's so messed up

longbottle 9

Thursday 9 August 2012 10:23

Damn cloppers make us *all* look bad.

ekb777 13

Thursday 9 August 2012 10:34

Is this the same son who forced his mom to buy the next season of my little pony?

DarkStorm2Bad 14

Thursday 9 August 2012 14:04

Ick. Cloppers. I'm a brony who believes that people should **** OTHER people. I not only don't get how some people are attracted to ponies, cartoon or otherwise, I also don't get how they can be attracted to other animals in general. I'm not really the judgemental type; I just say "ick" because, as has been said before, cloppers tend to give us ALL a bad name.

vankothebrony 0

Thursday 9 August 2012 14:09

I'm cool with cloppers as long as they don't show me their art and fanfics. Why do people notice the cloppers and not the good bronies? And OP why the hell are you on his computer? How would you like it if someone read your diary or went through your browser history and started judging you on every thing you ever googled, and I'm pretty sure you have googled some nasty stuff too.

LiL_Dub 2

Thursday 9 August 2012 17:33

Hahahahaaaaa!!! Ur son is a Brony! Total FUL....Wow!

roxasfightshard 0

Monday 13 August 2012 9:14

Get it right he's a clopper bronys don't go around looking up stuff that insults our probably favorite show I watch it from time to time when I need a good laugh and more faith in the world but I dont look up mlp hentai