By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 03:42 - United States - Brooklyn

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Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to speak Klingon during sex. FML
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BlackPowderMedic 5

It seems like nature's way of telling you that you don't quite have enough common sense yet, and maybe ought not reproduce.

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quelsauvage 12

You are shtupping the wrong girls, my friend.

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squishycat 6

Klingon? I would love that, even during sex! Guess I really am a nerd...

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iloveballons 5

I'm not gonna lie, I would live it if a guy did that XD

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TheMystery13 13

I thought nerds were supposed to be SMART?

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Klwulffy 14

Your a dope dude. Klingon is a turn on.

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HybridJayJay 5

That's really cool. She should appreciate who you are!

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That1otherScot 3

Mood killer, mate. Some people don't like talking at all let alone Klingon.

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__U__S__E__R__ 7

You know Klingon? If I were her, I would love you all the more. That's awesome! And maybe she just doesn't like it because she's a Romulan?

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AbbyL 7

Seriously dude?!?! She might not even LIKE Star Treck! She might not be a "Treckie!"

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