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You are shtupping the wrong girls, my friend.
Klingon? I would love that, even during sex! Guess I really am a nerd...
I'm not gonna lie, I would live it if a guy did that XD
I thought nerds were supposed to be SMART?
Your a dope dude. Klingon is a turn on.
That's really cool. She should appreciate who you are!
I am 100% for that ;)
Mood killer, mate. Some people don't like talking at all let alone Klingon.
You know Klingon? If I were her, I would love you all the more. That's awesome! And maybe she just doesn't like it because she's a Romulan?
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Seriously dude?!?! She might not even LIKE Star Treck! She might not be a "Treckie!"
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Maybe she is a Romulan?
It seems like nature's way of telling you that you don't quite have enough common sense yet, and maybe ought not reproduce.