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Hahahahhahahahahhahahaha
What kind of girl would NOT want to speak Klingon during sex? I once started speaking Klingon in French Class by accident, and I'm a 16 year old girl.
*sigh*(_ _)
She's just a "P'tack"
That might be a little much, OP... Even as a nerd myself I would probably not appreciate it, kills the mood. Try again later, maybe.
your one chance and you blew it.
OP, that'd be awesome.
Oh Jesus I would have sex with you in an instant. I wish my boyfriend knew Klingon ❤️❤️
Romulan Scum
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Maybe she is a Romulan?
It seems like nature's way of telling you that you don't quite have enough common sense yet, and maybe ought not reproduce.