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that sounds kinda hot...
Mmmm sounds pretty sexy to me (bites lip and fantasies) I guess your with the wrong nerd
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I'd be okay with that....
I'd be okay with it... Just a few bits here and there. I don't want him screaming "hlja'" when he finished
Then again, why would you? (why learn Klingong instead of an existing language which can help you? French, German, Spanish, Russian, Chinese...)
teH nerd be'Hom let Samta'meH, 'ach nIv'e' maH.
HA!
Im female and all I have to say is if you started speaking Klingon while choking me during hate sex I would marry you.
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Maybe she is a Romulan?
It seems like nature's way of telling you that you don't quite have enough common sense yet, and maybe ought not reproduce.