By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 03:42 - United States - Brooklyn

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Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to speak Klingon during sex. FML
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Same thing different taste

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It seems like nature's way of telling you that you don't quite have enough common sense yet, and maybe ought not reproduce.

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Mmmm sounds pretty sexy to me (bites lip and fantasies) I guess your with the wrong nerd

I'd be okay with it... Just a few bits here and there. I don't want him screaming "hlja'" when he finished

Then again, why would you? (why learn Klingong instead of an existing language which can help you? French, German, Spanish, Russian, Chinese...)

teH nerd be'Hom let Samta'meH, 'ach nIv'e' maH.

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This has facepalm written all over it.

Im female and all I have to say is if you started speaking Klingon while choking me during hate sex I would marry you.