By Anonymous - 27/02/2014 14:34 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML
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an3ph 20

I see a new generation of viral internet challenges forthcoming.

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brandoneyez1 25

Sounds like you deep throated those nuts.

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josiemorehouse 12

Who uses a knife for Nutella? I always find the biggest spoon I can fit in the jar!! :) Mmm, Nutella on cookies, apples, bananas, pretzels, or just straight from the jar. OP, YDI, totally!! Pay attention!!

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sNOOBie_fml 24

Some, not all, put it on bread and that's when the knife is used.

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josiemorehouse 12

Nutella & Fluff sandwich, perhaps? I'd still use a spoon, more surface area on the utensil to get Nutella on, and I can always have that extra spoonful of chocolate hazelnut deliciousness to tide me over until my sandwich is ready!! :D Bonus!!!

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A_Perfect_Circle 12

Licking can be just as pleasurable than deepthroating

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Toast7 6

Wait wait....is this literally what happened or is this a clever metaphor? I can see either option potentially not ending nicely...

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sNOOBie_fml 24

When using a knife, I don't stick it in my mouth afterwards. I simply use the wiggly little thing called the tongue while death staring at the knife so I won't get cut. Hope it's nothing too serious, OP.

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