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By Anonymous - 27/02/2014 14:34 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML

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By nutfreak - 12/08/2013 15:24 - United States - Lutherville Timonium

Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2019 22:00

Today, I learned how to sharpen a knife. I sharpened it so well that it went through my finger like a lightsaber. FML

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Readoll 13

Thursday 27 February 2014 18:50

Absolutely stupid... YDI

HowieDoIt 21

Thursday 27 February 2014 18:54

Much sharper than OP, I'm guessing.

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minimii 11

Friday 28 February 2014 2:06

You deserved that on so many levels

Easybeats 10

Friday 28 February 2014 2:56

Practicing for next time?

pcgwm 13

Friday 28 February 2014 3:59

Well duhhhhhhhh! Dummy anyways

Baller_Bob 17

Friday 28 February 2014 4:08

Dumbass

597mph 10

Friday 28 February 2014 4:49

You're kidding, right?

jryan2 16

Friday 28 February 2014 5:11

Its always worth deepthroating the knife if there is nutella on it

Obito_Uchiha651 17

Friday 28 February 2014 5:54

Couldn't you use a spoon? Assuming you we're not spreading it on bread

AlexRen 21

Friday 28 February 2014 5:56

Aw, you could've had a Bf. That girl was turned down in her fml, because she didn't deep throat. You could have been in. It was stupid that you deep throated a knife, even if it's something you like. You could have easily just put it on something else and ate it from there. YDI

deathrowdiesel 2

Friday 28 February 2014 6:21

It a knife even if its a butter knife real smart dumbass

ExiledRemixx 13

Friday 28 February 2014 7:04

Theirs your sign. -face palm-

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